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'I've seen the Royal Porpoise at play . . .'


Okay, this is going to sound nutty, but I have to try.

I love this movie and I've seen it eight or nine times; the
role of Anne Boleyn should have been retired afterward, like
a football player's number; GB is that definitive.

I have a strong, vivid memory of the first time I saw this
film when I was ten or so, and the gorgeous scene where
Anne & Henry go riding at Hever and she tells him off . . .
again! LOL I recall Anne's scathing "You're spoiled, vengeful
& bloody" speech containing the line "I was awake one night
when you came to visit my sister, so I've seen the royal porpoise
at play; you make love as you eat, with a good deal of noise
and no subtlety." Trouble is, the 'royal porpoise' part is not
in any subsequent viewings,and Anne darts right from "bloody"
to "you make love" without the segue.

It's not on the DVD or the VHS, and I've recorded it twice on TCM
in the middle of the night, and no royal porpoise. No way I
imagined it or pasted it in from some lesser film. I'm this close
to emailing Ms Bujold and asking her; but I'm half afraid she'll
say,"Are you serious? That was 40 years ago! Who cares?" LOL
Ordinarily one line wouldn't matter but it was one of the best
in the film, and so characteristic.

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Interesting.

I certainly know, as you stated already, that it is not on the DVD or VHS version, nor have I ever seen it aired this way on TV.

Is there any chance you have read the play or seen it performed? The movie takes many lines from the play, but omits a few, which could account for you remembering the speech in such a way and attributing it to the film?

I know I've done this a few times. I've read the play, and though I have seen the movie dozens of times, I sometimes still expect a line that is there in the play to pop up in the film.

How many years ago would you say you recall having heard this line? If indeed it is in the film, surely it must have been in an older version, because I've had different formats for ten years at least that all run along the current format.

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Hi, WH, good to see you here!

And thank you for your reply, Katherine. I have read the play,
though not recently, and I don't recall if that line was included
or not; I can get it again on Interlibrary Loan and check.

You occasionally hear about lines being excised and then restored.
For instance, in Spartacus there was a scene with Tony Curtis
bathing Laurence Olivier, and some homo-erotic banter; it was
cut back in 1960, but restored ten years ago. Trouble is, the
audio portion of the scene was missing. Curtis was still alive
to dub in his original lines, but Olivier had died in 1991.
What to do? Well, someone remembered that Anthony Hopkins can do
a perfect imitation of Olivier, so he filled in. And it's so
seamlessly done that you cannot tell the difference when Hopkins
takes over. Wow! Being Welsh too Hopkins can probably do a boffo
Burton as well, but I don't think Henry said anything.

When you think about it, the omission of the porpoise line would
explain the rather choppy segue to her next line still in the film;
"You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no
subtlety." Since she had not succumbed to his advances yet at this
point, how would she know, unless she had observed him? I know
the phrase 'make love' sometimes means 'woo or court', but you do
not woo noisily.

Ironically Bujold does not have a website, so I can't ask her
directly. Ah, well, it's a magnificent performance & film regardless.
Do you know that the whole 'Tower' scene was filmed on the day
Prince Charles was being invested as Prince of Wales a few
miles away? Roger Ebert told the story during a Bujold wallow.

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I got out my DVD today as well. The cut is rather obvious, and I do think there is a possibility that an additional line could be in there. How interesting!

However...if the line was in there, then it hasn't been in any cut of the film for a long time. I wonder how we could find out? Perhaps writing to Turner Classic Movies? They air it sometimes. Perhaps they are more aware of any cuts that have been made...

But yeah...watching the scene again, there is the possibility that a line was in between the other two.

Gosh! Now I want to get to the bottom of it!

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The actual line is:

" It was my doubtful pleasure once to sleep in Mary's room or to lie awake when you thought me asleep and observe the royal porpoise at play".

This line is in the play and in the book so it may well have been cut during the filming as I do not remember it when the film originally was screened.

They also appeared to have the cut the line where Henry calls Cromwell a "whore-son pig" much to my eternal regret!

When the film aired on the London Weekend channel in the UK, they made quite a few cuts (much to my disgust) and in fact, cut the whole scene out when Anne taunts Henry about bastards and he slaps her. This obviously ruined the continuity.

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Is the scene cut on both the UK version of the DVD and the US version? Perhaps the cut was only made on one? I don’t have my copy (region 2 format) on me at the moment, but when I do will check.



‘Noli me tangere; for Caesar's I am’

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WH, the court did not stay in one place but travelled around the
country constantly, to "maintain peace in the shires" and all that.
Privacy is a recently acquired luxury, even in more affluent
families. Indeed, when Anne Boleyn's cousin Katherine Howard
(Henry's fifth wife) was tried for adultery, plenty of people
testified that in her grandmother's household they had observed
her lover Tom Culpepper joining her in her bed in the dormitory
type room she shared with four others. Remember that funny scene in
Forrest Gump when Forrest visits Jenny at college and they have
a jolly snog session with her room-mate 'sleeping' five feet away,
and Forrest accidentally hits her robe? LOL.

Hard for us to understand, since we ship honeymooners off to an
island far where they can do the McNasty far away from our delicate
sensibilities! LOL

Awful to think of that entire 'Our children will be bastards' scene
being cut, because of the wonderful contrast between when he hits
her here and she goes flying, and later in the tower scene he
hits her again and she doesn't even blink. Indeed, it's shot so
that she towers over him throughout, looking commandingly down,
while delivering that blistering manifesto summing up their history.

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Yes, because she is standing on steps, she forces him to look up to her. No wonder poor old Henry has to resort to slamming the door of her cell because he cannot think of a suitable retort!

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Ironically in the last few years they've been including a line
of Cardinal Wolsey's (to Cromwell, I believe, when the latter
is fretting about Anne's growing influence) where he says
something about how you can't run a kingdom from between a
woman's legs; that's much more vulgar than the porpoise line.
Also missing the first time I saw it and since restored is
the line between Henry & Norfolk about how the two best things
are the haunch of a venison and the haunch of a virgin.

EPIPHANY ALERT!! The two vulgar lines that demean and
objectify women are returned in all their glory, but the line
slighting men's amorous prowess is still absent. I think I
will write to TCM; to the highest ranking woman at the
channel . . .

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I can't remember about the film, but the "royal porpoise" line is definitely in the book.

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I remember that line from Wolsey to Cromwell: "Thomas, the seat of power does not lie between a woman's legs."

Boy, was he an innocent. ;)

And yes, the porpoise line is in the play and in the novelization of the movie, but not in the movie itself, in any version I've ever seen.

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