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things learned from watching Sesame Street (aside from ABCs+123s)

posted 14 years ago by crazydude1989
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I DO NOT want any "SS died once Elmo was introduced," or "SS is the longest running children's show" or whatever. I want what is below

Danger's no stranger
If you order a BIG hamburger you will get a BIG hamburger
We will never know the name of that song
If you can't sleep, just get up and start dancing with sheep
Bathtubs can be as big as swimming pools
C is for Cookie
The word is "no"
Do not keep bugging the telephone operator in a phone booth or she'll call the police to pick up the phone booth and carry it away
It is very difficult to count balloons arranged in a circle
When people die they don't come back
If you're a fat blue guy and you're at a restaurant it is pretty likely you'll have the same waiter who never gets your order right
Don't play the crap out of a piano because it can break
"Elmo's song" is a clever title

Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star

BAZINGA!--Sheldon Cooper

[–] ultramatt2000-1 14 years ago

NEVER bang your head on the piano.
Be GLAD you are not double-headed.
Magic can be dangerous.
Always remember.
Don't trust anyone who says "I'll remember!"
Frogs and dentures don't mix!
Watch your step when carrying deserts down the stairs.
If a gorilla offers you bananas, say yes to one and if he offers you another one, say no so he can have the rest.
W is a wonderful letter.

[–] crazydude1989 14 years ago

It's not that easy being green
Monsters can go "wubba wubba wubba"
Cookie monster isn't a letter of the alphabet

Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star

BAZINGA!--Sheldon Cooper

[–] RCeditor 14 years ago

If you order a BIG hamburger you will get a BIG hamburger

LOL!

"OK, Charlie.... Broil the BIGGIE!"

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[–] RCeditor 14 years ago

Rubber Duckie's the one.
Dandelions roar, but the daddy is deaf.
Bert ate (8) the sandbox!
Cookie will do ANYTHING for cookie!
Don't put 2 little dolls in a little dollhouse near 2 kitty cats.
12 ladybugs can't roast marshmallows without first having fire insurance.
A baker who couldn't carry 1 wedding cake thinks that he can carry 10 chocolate layer cakes.
10 tiny turtles will have 10 apples for their dessert after having a meal full of various vegetables.
The Great Cookie Thief has big round googly eyes.
Someone needed to yell "ACTION!" much louder whenever Kermit was field reporting.
Grover is a workaholic.
Beatles records that are 'between' a table and a doughnut taste better than ordinary records.
Kermit's lectures were incomplete unless a monster or two showed up.
Grouchy folks live in trash cans and have big garbage men to transport them.
Ernie can sleep through a loudly dripping faucet plus a radio at top volume PLUS a vacuum cleaner. Bert can't.

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[–] crazydude1989 14 years ago

You should eat some healthy food, whether it be boiled or stewed, whole or chewed

Libraries do not have cookies

If you're taking a bubble bath, don't be surprised if 20 something of your male friends show up to join you and dance to reggae music. And also don't be surprised if your bathroom starts swaying back and forth

Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star

BAZINGA!--Sheldon Cooper

[–] crazydude1989 14 years ago

Sesame street is brought to you by a random letter and a random number

Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star

BAZINGA!--Sheldon Cooper

[–] 14 years ago

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[–] jonjlm 14 years ago

DONT EAT COOKIES IN THE BED!

[–] mactach 14 years ago

Probbaly shouldn't eat anything but I do it all the time.

[–] Kelsey Jefferson 14 years ago

Sign language.

[–] ilahilda 14 years ago

Sign language and Spanish.

[–] tgfan10 14 years ago

Sign language and Spanish.

[–] SmokyBrownEyes 14 years ago

Big Bird has a funny snore when sleeping.
That Ernie and Bert are Latino.
Oscar use to be orange.
One of these things are not like the others.

You put this in me. So now what? So now what?

[–] tgfan10 14 years ago

It is nice to share with your friends as long you are not greedy to them
It is okay to cry when people are out of town or someone is dying
When we want something, we tell people if we can do something that really dangerous and the word is "No"
Eat healthy food not junk food such as cookie
Exercise is the most important healthy habit of the day
It is okay to be afraid of the dark and you can have your favorite stuffed animal to sleep with you in the night

[–] sjoyces44-1 14 years ago

You can claim that a mashed banana with ice cubes and gravy is chocolate ice cream.

[–] rowox 13 years ago

CO-OPERATION!

and

ONETWOTHREEFOURFIVESIXSEVENEIGHTNINETEN...ELEVENTWELVE!

If you love Reality and are 100% proud of it copy this and make it your signature!

[–] Maxmacrubymimi 12 years ago

It's a long hard climb but he's gonna get there.
You've got to brush them every day, or your teeth will turn to gray, skiddle debebop, yeah!
If Alistair Cookie says he's going to show you "Little House on the Prairie," don't expect a clip from the show.
Not watching the light is bein a fool. If you don't pay attention to the light, a car'll come along and knock you out of sight!
Putting your cookies in a safe won't stop Cookie Monster. He'll just eat the safe!
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
David didn't move to his grandma's farm, he's actually dead.
The Statue of Liberty likes to dance to the 1992-2006 credit roll.
Grover used to be green, and called "Fuzzy," and Telly Monster used to be a TV addict.
The phone can make phone calls, and the time is a quarter past a chicken.

[–] stevenackerman69 12 years ago

Don Music can never get a song without Kermit's help.
Watch out for Harvey Kneeslapper's letter and number puns.
The Count has no friends.
Don't hire Simon Soundman to do the weather.
Big Bird could never get Hooper's name right because he was an *beep*
Don't talk too loud in front of that salesman.
Herry thinks he can shout at an airplane and that the pilot will hear his ass.
Don't play "Guess Who?" with the Count because he'll just keep guessing wrong.

[–] mactach 12 years ago

Uh the actor who played David died.

[–] Maxmacrubymimi 12 years ago

Hey, are you copying me?

[–] mactach 12 years ago

What do you mean?

[–] grendelkhan 12 years ago

NEAR!

*huff-huff-huff* (runs to back of set)

far!

*huff-huff-huff* (runs to front of set)

NEAR!

*huff-puff-huff* (runs to back a little slower)

far!

*puff-huff-huuuuuuffff* (moving much slower)

NEAR!

*wheeze-pant-wheeze-gulp-pant* (moving extremely slowly, gasping for air)

far!

*wheeze-pant-uuuuuuuhhhhhh-hhhhuuuuuu-THUMP! (collapses)

"Fortunately, Ah keep mah feathers numbered for just such an emergency!"