I don't get it...
I enjoyed The Life of Brian and thought The Holy Grail was okay too but I don't get this show. None of the skits made me laugh at all, it's just... lame.
shareI enjoyed The Life of Brian and thought The Holy Grail was okay too but I don't get this show. None of the skits made me laugh at all, it's just... lame.
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imposed by the United Nations that all Monty Python-related
message boards contain a thread entitled "I don't get it..."
Thank you for your polite attention.
Angus Podgorny
President, Scottish Lawn Tennis Association
Make tea, not war.
But wait a tick - where is the "This Is So Overrated" thread? Where is the "Am I The Only One Who Thinks..." thread? This board won't achieve total stupidity until we have these threads! We can't expect carnoce to shoulder the burden singlehandedly.
- Police Constable Pan Am
PS: And I clearly saw the deceased standing at an upstairs window, baring her bosom at the general public.
I don't think carnoce will be truly happy until we're all chasing her around a park to the sound of "Yakety Sax".
Make tea, not war.
Nice to see "Yakety Sax" finally biting the dust.
Let's hope it lasts for a while.
Shh! Let's just enjoy the peace and quiet...
Make tea, not war.
^ Oh your no fun anymore!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
If anybody else pinches my phrase, I'll throw them under a camel!
Make tea, not war.
I was trying to figure out why your username (Dark Helmet12345) sounded so familiar, then I finally realized it was because I have the same combination on my luggage!
shareYou see?! It's back! We're doomed, I tells ye! DOOMED!
Make tea, not war.
Look on the bright side; it gives us a chance to observe the actions of a really blithering idiot (and as you know, the idiot provides a vital psycho-social service for the community).
shareTrue, true.
Of course, there's a fine line between idiocy and mental illness...
Make tea, not war.
Oh, yes. And at this very moment someone we're both familiar has clearly overcome her sanity; she's rolling around on the floor going "Pting! Pting! Pting!"
shareHaving presumably first started with ping pong ball eyes and a funny voice. These things have to be done properly!
Make tea, not war.
Nice to see "Yakety Sax" finally biting the dust.Cue the first Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus. share
Can you please watch this clip and tell me if you think any of it is funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTwxiKMWCkg
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no sole. ~ Ancient Disco Proverb
Well, there's little point to this thread, so let's give the prize to the girl with the biggest tits.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so anyway...
Make tea, not war.
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
shareWell I object to all this sex on the telly. I mean, I keep falling off!
Make tea, not war.
This is Uncle Ted back in front of the house, but you can see the side of the house...
shareAnd that's the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed...
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Oh! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...
shareNOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Our chief weapon is surprise - surprise and fear, fear and surprise.
Our two weapons are fear and surprise - and ruthless efficiency.
Our three weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency - and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
Our four - no - amongst our weapons - amongst our weaponry - are such elements as fear, surprise...
...I'll come in again!
"Nobody expects the... THE END ...oh, bugger!"
Enter my contest! I need help for a new signature! Maybe I'll choose yours and you'll win a cash prize!
Well, I'm Inspector Fox of the Light Entertainment Police, and I'm charging you under Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act. You are hereby charged that you did wilfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the great British Public
Ha, Ha! Caught you, Mildred!