Hawaii is the largest consumer of Spam in the United States; the islanders wolf down 7 million cans annually.
Not much in the way of silly walks there, but the hula is popular.
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There is an abundance of fresh fruit in Hawaii, so visitors should always be ready to defend themselves.
I'll have egg and spam.
Sorry, egg's off.
Make tea, not war.
Then I'll have bacon, sausage and spam.
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Make tea, not war.
I don't suppose there's any point in asking for lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and spam, is there?
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Make tea, not war.
Yes, please. And I'll have a slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it.
Ha, Ha! Caught you, Mildred!
Does it come with wafers?
Janet! Donkeys!
No, but it does come with a selection of chocolates from the Whizzo Quality Assortment, including such popular items as "Crunchy Frog" and "Ram's Bladder Cup" (garnished with lark's vomit).
I want the blow on the head!
I have to say, I'm rather partial to the 'cockroach cluster' and 'anthrax ripple'.
Make tea, not war.
Do you get albatross with it? What flavor is it?
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