Shhh! Listen, chaps - there's one last chance. I'm done for; I've got a gammy leg, I'm going fast, I'll never get through, but some of you might. So you'd better eat me.
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Noddy_Comet
11 years ago
With a gammy leg?!Make tea, not war.
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murph24
11 years ago
You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson; there's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm!But it's my only line!
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alanr4447a
11 years ago
It's not just the leg, sir...well...it's just that...
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snelling
10 years ago
I'd rather eat Johnson, sir. "I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler!" - Merkin Muffley
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