STILL No Sign Of Land!


How long is it?

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That's a very personal question, sir!

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You stupid git! I meant how long we've been in the lifeboat. You've spoilt the atmosphere now!

Make tea, not war.

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We'll have to start again...

Still no sign of land. How long is it?

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33 days, sir.

Make tea, not war.

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33 days?

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I'm sorry, I don't think I've spoilt the atmosphere.



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Shut up! Of course you did!

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Have we started again?

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Shhh!

Listen, chaps - there's one last chance. I'm done for; I've got a gammy leg, I'm going fast, I'll never get through, but some of you might. So you'd better eat me.

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With a gammy leg?!

Make tea, not war.

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You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson; there's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm!


But it's my only line!

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It's not just the leg, sir...well...it's just that...

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I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.



"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler!" - Merkin Muffley

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