I will not buy this record...


It is scratched.

Make tea, not war.

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My hovercraft is full of eels.

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Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Make tea, not war.

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You great poof.

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.




But it's my only line!

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Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch time!

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Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka!

Make tea, not war.

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"SOCK!"


"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler!" - Merkin Muffley

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AAAHHH... I will not buy this TOBACCONIST; IT is scratched.

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Drop your panties, Sir William. I cannot wait til lunchtime.

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My nipples explode with delight!

Make tea, not war.

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You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice aforethought publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrasebook with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

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"If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court!"


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Before time began, there was.... the cube.

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M'lud, this is Abigail Tesler.



Abigail hails from Down Under, where they're upside down about her. Those Aussies certainly know a thing or two when it comes to beach belles. Bet some life-saver wouldn't mind giving her the kiss of life! So watch out for sharks, Abigail...

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"Is this strictly relevant?" quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esher, and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter.

Make tea, not war.

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"All will be revealed soon M'lud," quipped tall forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes. Cutie QC Nelson's keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm at Gray's Inn. And with cases like he's won, we bet Gray's in when Nelson's around.

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