From the plastic arts we turn to football...

Last night in the Stadium of Light, Jarrow, we witnessed the resuscitation of a great footballing tradition when Jarrow United came of age, in a European sense, with an almost Proustian display of modern existentialist football, virtually annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino. Bologna indeed were a side intellectually out-argued by a Jarrow team thrusting and bursting with aggressive Kantian positivism, and outstanding in this fine Jarrow team was my man of the match, the arch-thinker, free-scheming, scarcely-ever-to-be curbed midfield cognoscento, Jimmy Buzzard.

Make tea, not war. 🌈