Here's my harrowing experience:
I worked for a cool company in the 90's that had the best summer parties that the entire company, both NY and NJ workers, attended. 2 years in a row we had it at a place with a lake. Well, a co-worker from my department, Lester, was pretty far into the lake, and some work friends and I were wading in and we saw Lester and wondered why someone was wearing a black t-shirt in the water, especially since it was so hot. Then he turned around and started walking TOWARD us. Yes, you heard that right. His ENTIRE BACK was all one black RUG. It looked like a bathmat you could peel right off and use immediately. You could have made 20 toupees from all that hair. A big crowd had started to gather to see this disturbing display. Not many of us could eat after that, and they were just about to serve the delicious lunches like the ones we had the previous year. Too bad they didn't serve booze at those parties...
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