Great first hour but HORRIBLE second hour
This film comes across as if it was made by one competent director for the first half, and a different, hack director for the second half.
The second half of the film is just plain idiotic. It all goes to crap the minute he starts telling a pirate story.
The first half is an 8/10. The second half is a 0/10.
Here are some of the many reasons why the second half is atrocious:
- It's not even about Chitty any more. In fact, Chitty is almost completely absent from it!
- The terrible fake German accents and the terrible acting of those who speak with them make all of those scenes unwatchable.
- Instead of following the stars, the film randomly starts to follow random morons for no reason, and to add insult to injury, it gives those random morons tons of screen-time whilst the stars get hardly any.
- All of the songs in the second hour suck (except for when Truly is pretending to be a wind up toy).
- The concept of Chitty's sentience is never developed, even though the first hour just barely started to scratch the surface of that concept.
What the heck happened?! Why does this film appear like two different ones?
Instead of the horrible second hour that they made, what should have done was either:
A> Extend the "Dad can't afford the car in time" plotline for another hour.
or
B> Develop an entirely new plotline that focuses on Chitty, the family and Truly, and not on new random morons. I.e. They could had the Grandpa fall ill, which causes the dad to train to win the new Grand Prixe with Chitty, so that he can use the prize money to buy medicine to save Grandpa's life.
or
C> Delete the entire "pirate story" out of the film and then simply end the film at ~ the 1:10 mark.