Things I've learned from Navajo Joe
- A quick stab to the abdomen causes instantaneous death.
- Indians could drive steam engines.
- It's a doctor's duty to convey messages from one town to another.
- An Indian scalp will set you back $1.00.
- Corkscrews are for sissy-men. Just snap the top off the bottle with your thumb.
- If your father, and his father before him, and his father before him, were born in America you're entitled to become a sherrif.
- Indian women in the old West wore 1960's style eye make-up and spoke with thick Italian accents.
- Corpses blink.
- Never, ever call a young boy a "bastard"!
-Níl aon scáileán mar do scáileán féin.-