At the risk of coming across as a pendejo=jerk, I would like to know if anybody can come up with jokes even worse than the one Buck tells about the cow and the brandy.
God is subtle, but He is not malicious. (Albert Einstein)
This is a "joke" that a relative of mine used to laugh her head off over when
her fiance at the time, a self-proclaimed wit, related it to her. They've long
since divorced:
Singing cowboy movie star Roy Rogers bought himself a new, expensive pair
of leather cowboy boots. As he did with all his boots, he left this pair on the
back porch of his house at night. One morning, he went out to get his boots
and discovered that they had been badly chewed up by a wandering mountain lion.
Furious, he saddled his horse and rode out to find the animal, which he tracked
down and shot. He brought home the body, skinned it, and hung the pelt on the
side of his barn.
When Roy's wife, singer Dale Evans, came outside, she saw the pelt and
sang (to the tune of "Chattanooga Choo Choo"):
"Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
Hardeeharhar....
I'm not crying, you fool, I'm laughing!
Hewwo.
Buck's joke WAS bad, but he liked to tell bad jokes. It was part of his folksy charm.
shareHere's Buck's cow joke in song parody form:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/duranduran72.shtml