John Ford's comment about remake
I've never seen this story printed before, but I remember when the 1966 remake of Stagecoach came out and Stephanie Powers was promoting it on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. She volunteered the story that the director of the remake, Gordon Douglas, I believe, but whoever, as a joke, telegrammed John Ford and said, "If you had done it right the first time, I wouldn't have had to remake it."
The way Powers told the story, she said that Ford had sent a telegram back. When Carson asked what was in it, she hesitated, saying she wasn't sure she could say what he said on television. She whispered it in Carson's ear. Carson looked embarrased, and said, "No, no, no, this place would be turned into a parking lot if you said that on television!"
Now, my imagination is as good as the next person, but I have occasionally wondered what John Ford actually said exactly in response.