Cheesy but classic


A re-make today wouldn't have the fake dinosaurs since we all know dino's and humans didn't co-exist, but there might be mammoth's, and sabretooth tigers, and cavebears to fight. And if th director did insist on dino's they would be state of the art 'Jurrasic Park' and far more realistic. Still, how can you fill that fur bikini better than the incomperable Miss Welch? There are some really beautiful actresses out there, but I can't think of any who could do it justice. For all it's out-dated special effects and proven wrong historical accuracy, it's still a fun watch and a good way to kill a couple hours and a bag of nuke popcorn. Any suggestions on who now could play Loana?

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A re-make today wouldn't have the fake dinosaurs since we all know dino's and humans didn't co-exist, but there might be mammoth's, and sabretooth tigers, and cavebears to fight

Director Ronald Emmerich (INDEPENDENCE DAY), is currently shooting just such a movie entitled 10,000 B.C., which will be out in 2007.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443649/

However, I would probably liken that feature more to QUEST FOR FIRE, rather than ONE MILLION YEARS B.C.

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*beep*


The best part of waking up is Satan in your cup.

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you're right.......this is one movie that can never be remade

don't agree that raquel is the only woman who could fill out the fur bikini that way but that poster of hers is sure one of the great movie posters of all time

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Why did Tumak (now with Loana) entered that desert cave for the second time, knowing that there were some nasty apeman down there (what were those anyway?). I know they were thirsty but gimme a break.

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