I'm remaking this film.

This is the woman who will be the next Raquel Welch. Mellisa

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9150916256388069062

...Is this a joke?

...On second thought, please don't answer that.

Let's just pretend for a moment that this is a semi-serious proposition:

Up to 100 million for a caveman movie? Look, I know actors' fees are pretty ridiculous now, but, really, how much money can you possibly throw at one of these movies? CG dinosaurs are a dime a dozen and that includes overhead (those 6000USD custom PCs don't upgrade themselves, after all). Locations are equally cheap and plentiful if you expand your geographic preferences.

And just who, may it be asked, is this 300-times cineasted (I know that's not a word, but it should be; it's like "seasoned" but quantifiable) director, anyway? And who is this unbeatable DP? Oh, wait, don't tell me, there's a non-disclosure agreement keeping you from saying so? How very convenient.

Alright, now let's go back to knowing that this really is a great big joke:

That's a good one, tell me another.

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This was a silly fun film as a KID when I saw it on TV. HOWEVER, there are a few things (if not more) wrong with the film, namely the TITLE. Dinosaurs were exctinct 65-70 million years B.C., not 1 million. Also...man did not exist when the dinosaurs did, cavemen did not appear until around 4 million b.c. IF anyone is brave enough to remake this film, they will have to do some serious re-thinking of the title and the concept. I would never remake a film like this, the whole story is just too silly...but then again...considering the garbage Hollywood puts out, maybe it will work.

Well, if you do end up making the film, let me know. I would love to see it as it seems that nobody makes these sort of movies anymore. Just a note of advice though, I highly doubt that this film will cost 100 million to make. A good film maker can make a great smash blockbuster for about maybe a couple hundred grand. And, what people say above is absolutely right, CGI is extremely cheap nowadays (If you were going to attempt a harryhausen and do stop-motion that's another story) and there is pleanty of royalty free music in the archives that sounds good even in today's twisted world so try to save every cent you can as people may try to mislead you to get your money. Now, I'll repeat myself; good luck with your project and be sure to contact me when you make the film or at least get a trailer, thank you.

People, this was obviously a joke. Look at the clip again. The joke is that some producer travels back in time to try and capture an actual cave girl to star in his movie. Too bad she didn't take off her piercing before shooting. LOL!

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"What does it do?"
"It doesn't do anything. That's the beauty of it."

Why don't you save your money.... do something original !!! DAMN REMAKES!

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