Amusing anecdote
It was Christmas 2006. I was cold, blue, and lethargic, and I had dry skin. It was winter, after all. My brother and I mentioned how we hate How the Grinch Stole Christmas!. My father was shocked that we didn't like it. Then we mentioned that it's boring; it's hard to believe that it's only 20-minutes long. My father was then like, "It's only 20 minutes? I always thought it was two hours."
I have no taste, but that just means there's less of a chance that I'll get eaten