That poor sparrow has been framed.

Tomorrow night I watched Batman. There was this scene where The Joker sends a Polaris missile from a submarine into the sky to write a joke. It puzzled me how a Polaris missile came flying out of the water like that? I mean, the submarine must have been vertical to do such a thing and shoot it through the water and into the sky? I bet the crew where ticked that all their chess pieces suddenly slid to the back of the ship... unless they had magnets, which would be good to find small steel balls with that they lost from their Parker Brothers baseball game when the ship turned into an underwater dildo with a climax shot out of the water. Are they sure this is a kids movie?

Anyway,

The Polaris exploded and Batman said it wrote a joke before it exploded... which is WRONG, DUHHHHHHHHHHH, it exploded to WRITE the messages. Batman sure is stupid! The joke reads "What weighs 16 ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?", to which the Boy Wonder next to him says, "A sparrow with a machine gun"...

WHAT? A sparrow with a machine gun? Are you effing kidding me?????? A canary with a nuke remote is just as dangerous! Hell, even a pigeon with a grenade or a severed penis with AIDS or what about a group of army ants carrying a condom filled with plastic explosives? Those would be just as dangerous as this poor innocent sparrow having the finger pointed at him as being the most dangerous thing to ever sit in a tree next to a machine gun.

Does anyone know if the gun was even the sparrow's? Maybe a cockatoo bought it, placed it there and the sparrow was just holding it for a friend?

So let's say this damn sparrow is the owner and he does know how to use it and it does have such a hair trigger on it so that the little bird's wings can actually fire it... HOW DOES HE AIM? The force from the firepower would blow the gun and the bird backwards.

It's just ridiculous to think that a sparrow with a machine gun is considered to be such a deadly threat to anyone in the first place. I don't even care one little bit about how the sparrow managed to get the gun up the tree, let alone if he has a registered license to use the gun or not... but i'm sure there are a billion things more dangerous than a sparrow with a machine gun?

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