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Spoiler - Au hasard Balthazar II - La Vengeance du fils de Balthazar


Anyone want to back this film financially? (I'll direct)

Here are some major plot points:

Son of Balthazar sneaks up on Gerard and bucks him off the Eiffel Tower.
Son of Balthazar has steamy love scene with sexy daughter of Marie.
Son of Balthazar inspires mathematicians to solve problem of cold fusion with his foot stomping tricks.
Son of Balthazar finds son of Conan the Barbarian has replaced Balthazar on the wine-makers mill - and rescues him.
In the climax, Son of Balthazar finds Bin Laden and bucks him off a cliff, after a lengthy fist fight and car chase.
At the end, Son of Balthazar doesn't die, leaving open the possibility of another sequal: Au Hasard Balthazar III - Ânes du Carribean. (Attention: Johnny Depp)

Hope you all come and see it even though I spoiled the ending. Heck this WILL be a popular film.

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Sounds great, but I'd switch it up a little, maybe have it son of Marie and daughter of Balthazar? Just a thought. Also, maybe you could have it so that Bresson makes a cameo appearance, and is promptly shot repeatedly by Arnold Shwartzenegger?

The doctor has spoken.

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You really need to at least do a 10 minute MS Paint version of this and put it on youtube...

if I wasn't dead broke, I'd pay you to do it

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Au Hasard Balthazar 2: Bray of the Dead

Last film seen: Au Hasard Balthazar 9/10

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