Things I've learned from watching M:I

In the Mission Impossible universe, many things are different from the real world. I've started a list of these things. Please feel free to add to it.

1) A firm tap between the shoulder blades is enough to render a man unconscious.

2) Shooting a person produces little or no blood, nor does the bullet create a hole in the victims shirt.

3) No matter how secure a vault, prison, or other room is built, there is always an air vent big enough for a man to easily crawl through. It is usually fastened to the wall with only two screws with easy access.

4) There are dozens of Eastern Bloc countries where everyone speaks english (but with an accent) and the countryside looks just like Los Angeles - palm trees and all.

5) Locks can be picked in less than five seconds and never require turning the cylinder.

6) Alligator clips are the most important piece of electronic equipment you'll ever need.