Things We Can Learn From Thunderball
1)Don't let French pilots fly in a RAF plane that is carrying two atomic bombs.
2)Grieving widows who open the door of the car at a funeral are really male Spectre agents.
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3) If you come back to your hotel room and find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub you should know where her shoes are so that you can give them to her;
4) If you come back to your hotel room and find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub you needn't worry about sleeping with her, since it's not likely she'll try to harm you even though she's likely to be an enemy spy;
5) But probably the best thing to learn is that before you leave your hotel room it's a good idea to hide all of the towels, that way if you find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub she'll have nothing to cover herself when she gets out;
6) The British do not know how to correctly spell the word SPECTER, which is odd since they invented the language to begin with. But for some reason they don't know how to spell a lot of words or how to pronounce them correctly.
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Everyone may have an opinion but very few seem to have an informed one.
7)If you're one of Largo's henchmen and you don't and you fail to kill James Bond, congratulations, you just won a one-way ticket to the shark pool!
share8)It's not a good idea to try to send Bond to Canada.
share9)The Spectre rings are horribly designed.
10)Before you use a flying machine to escape from the bad guys, make sure that you're wearing asbestos lined trousers.
11)Diamonds are Spectre's best friend.
12)British briefing rooms are WAY too big.
13) If a boat is traveling 200mph, just be sure to reorient the steering wheel every few seconds while beating up bad guys to make sure you don't crash into an island.
share14) If you open the door and see your exact double standing there with a gun, immediately close the door and run away - he's probably a lookalike assassin sent to kill and replace you (or worse).
15) holding a little rag lightly in front of your face will shield you from the harmful effects of cyanide gas.
16) it's not a great idea to suddenly play hardball renegotiate your contract with an evil terrorist organization right before they send you on a mission where they'll likely kill you upon completion.
17) nuclear warheads are still totally viable even after being submerged in the ocean
18) dead bodies sitting in a submerged planes in the Bahamas for several days will not decompose in the slightest bit.
19) firing off a gun at a Nassau dance party will go completely unnoticed.
20) secret agents are smart enough when they see a gun pointed at them to know the exact moment to spin their partner around to be a human shield before the weapon actually fires.
21) leaving a bad guy to die by sweating to death in a personal sauna will go completely unnoticed by the staff or local authorities, assumably because the extreme heat and moisture simply dissolves the corpse (including skeleton) and any evidence of wrongdoing.