The title
Gee that's a pretty arrogant title.
But you know what else? The best story ever told is the one of Hammond AND HAMMOND HE LOOK AT TEALC AND RIP HIM TO BITS AND EAT HIM AS BURGER AS TEALCBURGER HE EAT HE EAT TEALC ALIVE
Before time began, there was Hammond. He created the feast. And so shall Hammond be in the end with all his power and glory and many feasts.
-Book of Hammond: Preparations chapter 1 verse 14
Ah Bless Hammond
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Hammond eats tealc for food with friend Baal