Fave quotes
Professor Fate: "The eternal struggle takes time, Max."
shareNot a line, but one of the funniest bits in there is when Fate on his pedal-balloon, makes a hand signal while turning it.
Max:I've found the gasoline!
Fate:you thimble headed gerkin!
Editor: there'll be no lollygagging the corridor!
Leslie: the Stanley Steamer is a good.....motor vehicle. i'm surprised you got this far
Keenan Wynn character checking The Leslie Special: running like a top!
Max: I've never seen a car like that in my life.
Fate: You never will again, either.
Fate (to the dogs on the bed): I hate you.
Fate: I'd like to see the Great Leslie try that one!
Guard: The Great Leslie escaped with a small friar!
Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?!
Fate: No! I won't do it!
General (pointing gun at Fate): Then you leave us no choice.
Fate: I'll do it!
Fate: Now, you listen to me, you mealy mouthed, two-bit wart healer!
Mayor of Barracho: Now, do we have to string up the bunch of you, or are you gonna cooperate and be the guests of honor?
The Great Leslie: Auto-mobile.
Max: I stopped by the Rolls Royce agency; had to steal a spare magneto.
Max: You want me to feed you?
Fate: Who was that?
Max: Kids, just kids, more kids.
Fate: Stupid kids.
Fate: Genius, positive genius, Max! What's next?
Max: Car number five, the engine falls out!
Fate: Max...we're number five (engine drops out of car).
Mr Goodbody: Frisbee, next time be more careful. You feel yourself falling, let go of the bird!
Max: I'm hungry.
Fate: She's getting it.
Max: How long does it take to open a can of beans?
Fate: The eternal struggle takes time, Max.
Max: What struggle? She's got a can opener.
Fate: You corkbrain! I'm talking about man, woman, sex, conquest!
Max: Oh.
Fate: He's making his move, and I'm sure she's interested. But, unless I miss my guess she will never submit.
Max: That's terrible.
Fate: Yes, for a man like Leslie, that's terrible. Like me, he must dictate life on his own terms.
Maggie: Come and get it!
Fate: You see?
Max? Maybe she don't mean us...