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Quotes from the MST3K version

posted 19 years ago by rudeboy8080
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Joel: Get me a phone to Moscow and a chocolate donut for Kenny!
Crow: CAMERA!
Tom: Titles by the Atlantic Ocean.
Joel: MCMX...DAIEI motion pictures!
Crow: Hidemasa Nagata...that's Japanese for Innagaddadavida!
Tom: I am getting cinema-sick here!

-Gamera uses his breath to roast a bunch of people and the filmstock turns
"negative"
Tom Servo: Oh, don't get so negative!
Crow: Micro Machines at 12:00 and G.I. Joe is there!
Tom: Live the good life in the off-world colonies!(a reference to 'Blade Runner'?)
Joel: Meanwhile at Jackie Chan Technical College...
Tom Servo: He be funky...he's shakin' his groove thang!
Crow: Now, watch me bust a move!
Tom: The Kennedy Memorial...or a Greek theatre, maybe?
Tom: Do you take this man to be you lawfully wedded wife?
Tom: They launched Merv Griffin's microphone into space!
He's got my keys!

Kenny's Father: When I was Kenny's age, I use to draw girls.
Joel: Oh, daddy, you're so randy!

(Joel and the Bots get a glimpse of Dr. Hidaka's fetching assistant)
Joel: Mercy! Rrrooow!
-The freezer bombs can freeze anything!
Crow: Even a man's passion?

Narrator: We could not destroy Gamera on Earth, but the Z-Plan, the last hope of mankind...
Tom: ...destroyed him in space!

Kenny: Gamera...see you soon!
(I think he says "Gamera, sayonnara" in the Japanese version)
Crow(impersonating Gamera): HEY, KENNY! GET BENT!

[–] rudeboy8080 19 years ago

-(Colonel Sanders-looking "nihonjin") So? Extra-crispy or regular?
Joel: Doesn't he(Gamera) look like Godzilla with a backpack on?
Crow(impersonating Gamera): Those kids at school...they tease you Kenny...because they've never tasted hell...today we'll turn the tables...
Tom: Curly Jones the General! HEY MOE!

Crow(impersonating Kenny): Ah, now for some real food!
Tom Servo: Is that the Orkin man in the back?
Crow: Back to 'Gidget Goes to Japan'.

Kenny: Tibby, why are you hiding?
Crow: I don't have the money I owe you, man!

[–] gloomanddoom 16 years ago

When Kenny is looking for Tibby
Crow: Tibby! Oh, Tibby! Squish. Oh Tibby!
Tom: Shut up, Crow!

[–] Perkins_the_Uncanny 16 years ago

# Gamera is very neat,
# He's good and full of turtle meat

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

[–] rudeboy8080 13 years ago

"Gamera doesn't seem to have any weaknesses."

Tom Servo: Except for betting on dogs.

"Gamera has the ability to convert organic matter into inorganic."

Joel: Like McDonald's.

[–] dlg13 11 years ago

Kennnyyyyy!

[–] 11 years ago

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[–] jorgito2001 11 years ago

Watching the MST3K version at work & HAD to pause it cause I was practically in tears during the attack on the light house and the whole kid "breaking his spine" joke! Still a little teary from that!

This is easily one of the best MST3K's...and considering I'm more of a fan of Mike then Joel, that's saying a lot for me!!!

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