Why not have a hand - all black, all red?
A common "mistake" beginners to poker make - as shown at the start of Ocean's 11 - is to assume that there is a hand called all red. My question is, why shouldn't there be? Sure, obviously it's easier to get than a flush, but why not figure the odds, put it in its place with one pair, two pair, etc., and allow for it? And if your answer is "because it's just not a hand," don't bother answering. I'm asking - why not make it a hand? It would be just another variable to throw into the poker mix that would be fun.
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