'Stranded,' a parody of the theme song....

When I was a kid at Scout camp, we used to go into the latrine and steal the toilet paper. Then when some poor luckless soul wandered in to do #2, we'd serenade him with the theme song, with altered lyrics:

Stranded, deep in the toilet bo-o-o-owl,
What do you do when you're stranded,
And you ain't got a roll?

To prove you're a man
you must use your hand!

Stranded, deep in the toilet bo-o-o-owl,
what do you do when you're stranded,
And you ain't got a roll?

It came back to haunt me when I taught it to my kids, proving the efficacy of karma.

Anytime we needed T.P., they'd automatically start singing it, kind of like when they start playing "Here comes the bride..." and everybody, including the groom, is thinking, "big, fat, and wide." We added the lyrics, "If she could fly, she could alter the tide."

"Now kiss her lips,
check out those hips,
If she could fly,
she would be an eclipse!"