I didn't mean it!


I. DID. NOT. MEAN it that way and yew damn well know! Yew ain't got no cause to be so high and mighty! Don't yew think I know a DEW bill when I see one!?






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He dinks hes going to downstairs and get da keeee -- I swear mumble mumble mumble

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"DEW Bill" said in a southern accent! You are breaking character! lol

I know what a due bill is chile!

Now....

TAKE YO HANDS OFF THAT!!! Yew give that tah me! Now you git out! Yew git out and yew stay out!


Don't cha evah sho ya white trash face in this house! AH-GIN!




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“....oh yes I ken see that, she’s just briking her back...GOD! Dew you have gratitude….when yew first came here after yah precious papa died, you acted as if we weren’t good enough for yew”



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You're a villlle sowry lil' be-itch!




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Why wouldn't Miriam conspiha with Jewel against me? Who was it went sneakin' off to Jewel and tol' her 'bout her husband and me in the first place...didn't know about that, did you, Drew? That's sumpin yah never tole your precious boyyyfriend....?




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Ah caint even luk at chu without uglay thoughts RIP MY GUTZ! Ah'd ruther it been one of my feeeeel hands! I cudda killed him!

That's sum kinda druuuuug you been givin' hur!






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Yaassss, he took your po' up north cousin downtown for a whole new wardr'obe....

'z alot more bags ou' dere....

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Get out and go up to your room! WELL GO ON! go on, go on, go on,

She shoooooowl ack like shes crazy sumtimes!






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What. Dew. Yew. Think I asked you heyah for? COMPANY!? AH THOUGHT YEW WERE GUNNA HEP ME!






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Whew was it wahnce said, "This long disease, my life...?"



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Oh but Ah have things concealed VILLLLLE things, where yew s'pose I keep em'?







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whe'ah yew ahr, i could spit in yer aheye....



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cousin Charlotte will be weavin' lot's and lot's of lit-tle baskets!

You sholllll fixed things up fah fair!








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As I recall, she was sitting right about tchere.....!

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Awl of em! Tah sho how meen and unfahgivin she can BEE!


What chu do agin? "Public relations"! Sounds like sumthing pritty diiiirty tah me!






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Is my Cousin one of your things.......?





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Big Sam Hollis was nuthin' but a thievin' fat fraud!


Dats wat awl the folks in town seeeeeey. But ah wudn't bet on it, ah wudn't bet on it at awl!






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Blanche, y'ar'n't ever gonna sell this house...and y'ar'n't ever gonna leave it eith...oh, wait!

But this is mah home....they can build their piddly little bridge anywhere...

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Ah guess sum people think they got a natural born right to get away with MURDUH!


You caint see huh! She's sick! Awl dat dust and wracket has made huh REEL sick!






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You nerly beat yuh teligram heah....

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Now ya wanna join the spiduhs don't cha? Den git own in dere!








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