Hey, pardon me for asking,

Well, if he's your grandfather, who knows? Ha ha ha ha!

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Sup with the wack Playstation, sup?!?

And we're looking after him, are we?


The course of true love never did run smooth~ William Shakespeare

I'll look after meself!

Yeah that's what I'm afraid of!


The course of true love never did run smooth~ William Shakespeare

He's got you worried, then?

He's a villain, a real mixer, an he'll cost you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases.

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Gerron!

No, straight up.

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Hiya!

Hello, Shake.

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Hello, Shake.

You get on alright, then?

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No.

Oh? Well, we're here; Norm will be on in a minute with the tickets.

Hey, who's that little old man?

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It's Paul's grandfather.

Oh, uh, but I thought...

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No, that's his other one.

Oh, that's alright, then.

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Clean, though, inn'e?

Oh, aye, he's very clean.

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Morning, lads.

Hi, Norm.

Morning, Norm.

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Well, thank God you've all got here. Now look, I've had a marvellous idea: just for once, let's all try to behave like ordinary respectable citizens. Let's not cause any trouble, pull any strokes, or do anything I'm going to be sorry for, especially tomorrow in that television theatre, beca-- are you listening to me, Lennon?

You're a swine, isn't he, George?

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Yeah, a swine.

Thanks. HEY! --

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WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN? ...man?

Well, who is he?

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He belongs to Paul.

Oh well, I'm going down for a cup of coffee, anyone coming?

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We'll follow you down.

I want me coffee.

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Well, you can come with Shake and me if you like.

And look after him, I don't want to find you've lost him.

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Don't be cheeky. I'll bind him to me with promises.

Very clean, isn't he? Come 'ead, Grandad.

Make up your mind, will you?

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'Lo; morning.

Alright?

(Gentleman gets up and closes window)

Ooooooh!

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Do you mind if we have it open?

Yes I do.

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Yeah, but there are four of us, and we'd like it open; that's if it's all the same to you, that is.

It isn't. I travel on this train regularly, twice a week, so I suppose I have some rights.

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So 'ave we!

(Ringo listens to song on the radio)

And we'll have that thing off as well, thank you.

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But, uh...

An elementary knowledge of the Railway Act will tell you that I'm perfectly within my rights.

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Yeah, but we want to hear it. There's more of us than you. We're a community, majority vote, up the workers and all that stuff!

Then I'd suggest you take that damned thing into the corridor, or some other part of the train, where you obviously belong!

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Give us a kiss.

Look, mister, we've paid for our seats too, you know.

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I travel on this train regularly, twice a week!

Knock it off, Paul, you can't win with his sort, after all it's his train, isn't it, mister?

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And don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort!

I bet you're sorry you won.

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I shall call the guard!

Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults, you know. Let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie!

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Hey mister! Can we have our ball back?!?

But mister! Our ball, mister! Can we have our ball back?!? Hey mister, hey, can we have...our ball...??

You better watch it!

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Well, it's not my fault.

You stick to that story, son.

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I can't help it. I'm just taller than you are.

They always say that.

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Well, I've got me eye on you!

I'm sorry, Norm, I can't help being taller than you.

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Well, don't rub it in. I've a good mind to thump you!

Hey, if you're gonna have a Barney, can I hold your coat?

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'E started it!

I did not, you did!

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Well, what happened?

The old fellow said "Could he have these pictures?" and Norm said "No" an all I said was "Well, why not be big about it?"

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And?

Your granddad pointed out that Shake was always being taller than me just to spite me.

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I knew it; HE started it. I should have known!

I should've known

You what?

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You two have never had an argument in your life, and in two minutes flat, he's got you at it. He's a king mixer -- he hates group unity so he gets everyone at it!

Well I say just give him the photos and have done with it.

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Oh all right, you old devil...here you are.

Hey, Paulie, would you ever sign one of them for me?

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Ah, come 'ead, Shake.

Hey, look at the talent. Let's give them a pull.

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Should I?

Aye, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.

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What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know, I just thought it sounded distinguished-like.

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George Harrison, Scouse of Distinction!

Excuse me, Madame?

Excuse me, but these young men I'm sitting with wonder if two of us might come over and join you. I'd ask you myself only I'm shy.

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I'm sorry, Miss; you mustn't fraternise with me prisoners!

_________

What Paul meant in the previous post:

Layla, you've got me on my knees!
I'm begging, darling please;
Won't you ease my worried mind?

Prisoners?

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Convicts in transit -- typical old lags, the lot of 'em!

You what?

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Get out, ladies! Get out while you can!!

He's been gone a long time.

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Who?

Paul's grandfather.

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Oh, I didn't notice. Where'd he go?

Down the, eh...

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Oh, down the, eh...

Yeah, down the, eh...

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Oh well, give him a couple of minutes, then.

Hey, have you seen Paul's grandfather?

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Of course! He's concealed about me person!

Now, he must have slipped off somewhere.

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Have you lost him?

Now don't exaggerate.

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You've lost him!

Look, put it this way, Paulie; he's mislaid him.

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Honest, ya can't trust you with anything, Norm. If you've lost him, I'll cripple you!

He can't have got far.

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Come 'ead, let's look up the sharp end.

What's the matter with you, then?

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It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me; it's 'cause I'm little.

Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.

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Yeah, I know; that's why I play the drooms. It's me active compensatory factor.

Going in, then?

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No, she'll only reject me in the end and I'll be frustrated.

You never know, you may be lucky this time.

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No, I know the psychological pattern; it plays havoc with me drum skins.

Excuse me, have you seen that old man we were with?

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We've broken out -- ah, the blessed freedom of it all! Have you got a nail file? These handcuffs are killing me! I was framed! I'm innocent! I don't want to go!

Sorry for disturbing you, girls.

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I bet you can't guess what I was in for! Ah ha ha ha ha!!


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Sorry for the delay; I was on a break.

Should we try in here?

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No, it's probably a honeymoon couple, or a company director or something.

Well, I don't care, I'm gonna broaden me outlook.

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Congratulate me, boys. I'm engaged!

Oh, no you're not, not this time!

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And to think me own grandson would've let them put me behind bars!

Don't dramatize. Let's face it, you're lucky to be 'ere. They'd have had their own way, you'd have been dropped off already.

But you've got to admit, you upset a lot of people. At least I can keep my eye on you while you're suck in 'ere.

Shuffle.

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Odds or evens?

Odds.

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Don't worry, son. We'll get you the best lawyer Green Stamps can buy.

Oh, it's a laugh-a-line with Lennon! Anyway, it's your fault!

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Why me?


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Sorry 'bout that -- been making notes in the book where it differs from the actual film, and I missed that 'un!

Why not you?

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Gaw, it's depressing in here, isn't it? Funny, they usually reckon dogs more than people in England -- you'd expect something more palatial.

Let's do something then.

Like what?

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Mmmm!

Okay.

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Gaw, there's the girls!

I'll deal.

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Aye, aye, the Liverpool Shuffle!

One for you, two for me, three for him...

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I..........
Should have known better with a girl like you,
That I would love everything that you do,
And I do,
Hey hey hey,
And I do!

Wo, wo, I......never realized what a kiss could be.
This could only happen to me.
Can't you see?
Can't you see?

That when I tell you that I love you, oh...
You're gonna say you love me, too-oo-oo-oo-oo, oh,
And when I ask you to be mi-hi-hi-hine
You're gonna say you love me, too!

So-o I......should've realized a lot of things befo'.
If this is love you gotta give me mo',
Give me mo',
Hey hey hey,
Give me mo'!

Wo, wo, I......never realized what a kiss could be.
This could only happen to me.
Can't you see?
Can't you see?

That when I tell you that I love you, oh...
You're gonna say you love me, too-oo-oo-oo-oo, oh,
And when I ask you to be mi-hi-hi-hine
You're gonna say you love me, too!
You love me, too!
You love me, too!
You love me...

He's wearing his lucky rings.

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All mine!!

They won't buy you happiness, my son.

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Hey, don't move, any of you. They've gone potty out there. The place is surging with girls!

Please, sir, sir, can I have one to surge me sir, please sir?

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All right, Lennon, but don't hang about; be quick about it!

(NO THAT'S WRONG!)

No you can't! Now listen, as soon as I tell you, get out through this door here, into that big car that's waiting.

Come 'ead, lads, come 'ead!!

I don't snore.

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You do -- repeatedly.

Do I snore, John?

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Yeah, you're a window rattler, son.

That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?

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With a trombone hooter like yours, it'd be unnatural if you didn't.

No, Paulie, don't mock the afflicted.

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Aw, come off it. It's only a joke!

Ah, it may be a joke, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter, and a poor little head trembling under the weight of it.

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John, Paul, George -- come 'ead.

Income tax have caught up with us at last.

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None for me, then?

Sorry.

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This'll keep you busy.

It's your nose, you know? Fans are funny that way, they'll take a dislike to things, they'll pick on a nose.

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Aw, you pick on your nose!

Here.

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Those yours?

No, they're for Ringo.

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Must have cost you a fortune in stamps, Ringo.

He comes from a large family.

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Well...

What's Le Circle Club?

The management of the Circle Club takes pleasure in requesting the company of Mr. Richard Starkey - that's you - to their gaming rooms. Chemin de Fer, Baccarat, and Champagne buffet.


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They want me?

It's gotten 'round you're a big spender.

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Well, you're not going!

Awwwww!

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Quite right -- invites to gambling dens full of easy money and fast women, chicken sandwiches and cornets of caviar -- disgusting!

That's mine!

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