Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide
I still can't get over the entry for this movie in Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide. They give it ***½ out of four, talk about great acting and intelligent direction, and call it "a winner all the way."
What movie were they watching?
Don't get me wrong; I love this movie, but some of that is based on my childhood memories of seeing it when I was ten. There is good acting in it (Plummer, Mason, Guiness, Quayle) but it's hard to put up with Stephen Boyd's abominable performance. He comes across like a dolt who's never had an acting lesson in his life. Maybe Anthony Mann just didn't know how to work with him, or maybe he was just miscast. He was pretty good in BEN HUR.
In the scenes with Boyd and Plummer, the contrast is dramatic. Plummer says a few words and he almost pops off the screen, lifelike, three-dimensional, believable. Boyd mouths his lines like he's spitting out chunks of lead. He's inert, rigid, about to enter rigor mortis.
Loren doesn't come off much better. She's a brilliant actress, but not here. Not that anybody could have much chemistry with Doofus Boyd, but she isn't able to get any traction with what she's given. Maybe she was just picking up a paycheck.
The first half has serious pacing problems as well. We get a battle scene and a chariot race (Boyd gets the white horses this time around), but we also get turgid love scenes, and Alec Guinness takes about twenty minutes to die. Things do pick up in the second half (although the plot doesn't make that much sense) and, oh, those sets of ancient Rome! You could almost call this a coffee-table movie (to use Pauline Kael's phrase re BARRY LYNDON).
Well, the Maltin people gave *½ to BLADE RUNNER, and *** to the idiotic CLIFFHANGER. They admit to not having seen many older movies, and Maltin has said that the older reviews are "based on reviews of the day."
He also gives a thumbs down to THE 300 SPARTANS, which is not only a solid sword-and-sandal entertainment, but is actually somewhat historically accurate (a nice bonus for those of us who care about such things).
Is this guy a doofus or what?
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