'Contraband!'
Probably my favorite episode (other than when Gomer gets Carter's car stolen) is when they were training on a Navy ship and Gomer has smuggled a cat aboard in his pack. The hard-ass Navy C.P.O. (Tige Andrews) has a thing about "contraband" coming aboard his ship and throws a bundle overboard at night which Gomer thinks is the cat. Even Carter is shocked! Upon recovery, the bundle is found to contain not the cat, but the Chief's girly magazines. Carter looks at them and says to the Chief, "Hey, Chief-ey... this stuff is CONTRABAND!" (then, parodying the Chief...) "You know how I feel about contraband!" LOL!
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