Gomer in Iraq?


Can you imagine Gomer Pyle as a marine today? Would he really make it as a marine in Operation Enduring Freedom? How tough was he really

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you know, that would make a good sitcom today if done right (not bloody likely)make the humor as dark as a formation at 0 dark 30. GI humor is VERY dark. keep gomer the same naive, good natured bumpkin but make him the deadliest sniper in the corps, have himm pull off impossible shots like the magic bullet theory in jfk. kind of like forrest gump with all that impossible stuff he pulled in vietnam. gomer saves the day by dropping terrorists like legolas with his bow and arrow. the tango's fear him, call him something like ' the scourge of muslims or the martyr maker' or something like that but gomer is such a bumbler he can't make lance corporal.
it could work if you cut out the political correctness
chris klein or sean william scott as gomer
jason lee as sgt carter

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Thanx, U.S Army '88-'94 91B10 HOO-AHH!!(before they picked up those fag-gy black berets)
thought it'd be a good idea, but you know it won't be done like that, it'd be totally watered down because the networks will be too afraid of offending the A-rab community.kind of in the vein of 'my name is earl, married with children, family guy, american dad, blazing saddles etc. like i said, GI humor all the way
when were you in the Corps?
Semper Fi, Marine

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That would ROCK!!!

Teresa
http://MermaidLady.com

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Gomer CAN be a good marine but his thinking is completely different from other 'normal' people. He thinks about everything as it relates to country life.

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Not quite. Gomer had a chance to be in the Whitehouse, but the country was thumbs down on radical liberal John Kerry...

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There you go...maybe next time he runs he can have Sergeant Carter...oh excuse me...Howard Dean be his running mate.

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"Gomer is already busy - he's in the White House now."

PRICELESS! thanks, King

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You think Kerry was a "radical liberal"? Damn, HOW FAR RIGHT ARE YOU? He was way to middle of the road, wishy-washy, I think. I would prefer someone far more radically leftist than him. By the way, the country wasn't "thumbs down". Just barely over half was. Many of those people have come around since then. You just wait for '08, my friend, if the world is still standing. Your days are numbered.

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Damn Right!

If Zach Braff is the voice of my generation, can't someone please crush his larynx?

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I can't even imagine him in the marines BACK THEN. He's a soft, gay, pushover. There was nothing tough about him at all. He attending old ladie's nitting classes and went to flower shows. He would go to the park at night just to watch the street lights come on. There is no way someone like him could FIGHT, let alone KILL an enemy soldier.

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Is nitting the same thing as kniting? Just curious. You people show your ignorance anytime you post a comment.

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First rule of ridiculing someone's spelling: Don't make spelling mistakes.

"kniting"? Not a word. Gomer says, "brttenn is ignorant".

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There's nothing IGNORANT by my comment. It was just a simple typo. I guess you never make mistakes, do you? Of course not. If you did, it would show your IGNORANCE.

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Who's niting?

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If Gomer was sent to Iraq do you know what would happen? With his peaceful diplomacy, the war would finally end.

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The first time he said, "SHAZAM!" he'd find a real genie, and it would become a whole other sitcom. I also agree with greendimension - the show was full of Gomer's naivete succeeding where other people's shrewdness DOESN'T succeed. (Of course, naivete was pretty much what STARTED this war, but not HIS kind!

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<<<The first time he said, "SHAZAM!" he'd find a real genie, and it would become a whole other sitcom.

And the genie he finds would be "Shazzan".

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<<<The first time he said, "SHAZAM!" he'd find a real genie, and it would become a whole other sitcom

And when he says "Shazam", the genie he finds would be "Shazzan".

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He turned out to be surprisingly tough on one of the early episodes of Season 1 which we saw recently - the one where he has to fight an ornery fellow recruit with a huge chip on his shoulder. Gomer fought like a pro - gave him a good licking. Shazam!


YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH, BUT YOU NEVER SEE SOUTHERNERS HEADING NORTH WHEN THEY RETIRE.


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If he was captured and tortured by the Iraqis he would be impossible to break.

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Gomer would've kicked ass in Iraq. A regular Audie Murphy my man!

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