How it should've ended...

With the dynamite in his hand Joseph K. yells, "I will not go quietly into the night. You die MotherF^*ker!" and throws the stick back killing the two men. Then he goes back into the big ass maze with a shotgun as the camera switches to first person shooter point of view. Joseph K. revisits everyone he met and asks them what his crime is, tells them that he must know or they're gonna get blown away. Nobody gives him an answer so the film is starting to turn into a bloodbath. He finally reaches the advocate though. He holds the shotgun to his head and asks, "What is my crime?". The advocate knows he's for real this time since he heard all the shotgun blasts from down the hall. The advocate then replies, "vanity..... my favorite sin". Joseph K. pauses for 2 minutes (He's thinking really hard. Finally remembering the time when he was once late to a bar mitzvah because he couldn't properly part his hair that night), he then screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!", and turns the gun on himself and pulls the trigger. This film was directed by myself Orson Welles, I also played the advocate, thanks for tuning in.