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Horace:Hey Jasper. Come on now. Just a swig! Just a short one!

Jasper:Besides you get crumbs in it!

Horace:We're froze stiff! We're giving up.

Cruella:OH NO YOU DON'T!!! We'll find the little mongrels if it takes til next Christmas!!! Now get going. And watch your driving! You wanna get nabbed by the police?!

Cruella:Blast this wretched wretched pen!

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"Fifteen spotted puddles stolen? Oh, Balderdash!"

"Why Patch! Where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother."
(Glares at Pongo, who smirks)

How you can make the world a better place:
Don't shop at Wal-Mart.

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Continuing the scene in which the Baddun brothers are squabbling over the booze:

Horace: All right, guzzle the lot--and I 'ope it gives yer collywobbles!

TV commercial:
Kanine Krunchies can't be beat
They make each meal a special treat
Happy dogs are those who eat
Nutritious [or is it "delicious"?] Kanine Krunchies!

Sooo do what all the smart dogs do
And you'll feel great the whole day through
You can be a champion too
If you eat Kanine Krunchies!

Jasper (throwing darts at pictures on the wall): Hey, 'orace--watch me pot 'is lordship smack on the conk!

Plus the whole scene from "What's My Crime"--great satire of a game show!


Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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