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NO I AM SPARTACUS

posted 19 years ago by Steve_of_Australia
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...I am he

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[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

NO!!!!!!!

I am Spartacus!

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[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

fly a kite Steve I am quite clearly spartacus

when a defining moment comes, you define the moment; or the moment defines you.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

Get a life ben, for yours is clearly not mine-that of Spartacus.

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[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

balderdash, I am spartacus.

a-ah?

[–] clam88 19 years ago

look mate, with all due respect, everyone knows that I am Spartacus

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

Go eat poo clam88.
clearly I AM SPARTACUS

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[–] clam88 19 years ago

wel...if you reeli r spartacus...then wot is ur date of birth?

nah!

u dont know! why? because I AM SPARTACUS

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

If you were the real spartacus you wouldn't have to ask that.

I AM SPARTACUS!

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[–] clam88 19 years ago

wel, perhaps your name is spartacus, but you are not THE spartacus - for that is i and i am him.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

I am Spartacus. Spartacus I am. Am I Spartacus?

...yes

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[–] clam88 19 years ago

wel ben cassels has dropped out of the race, so its just me, the real spartacus, and u, the fake spartacus, left.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

if you are the real spartacus then why do you eat fish?

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[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

i'm back...and i'm SPARTACUS

when a defining moment comes, you define the moment; or the moment defines you.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

so you've come crawling back. no wonder you left in agony. you knew you couldn't beat me!! THE REAL SPARTACUS

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[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

no i'm spartacus you muppet

when a defining moment comes, you define the moment; or the moment defines you.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

LIE
feverish LIE.
I AM HE.

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[–] ArmandFancypants 19 years ago

I AM CRASSUS...oh.

[–] clam88 19 years ago

Well, well, well - look who it isn't! (Spartacus of course, for I am he and he is I) We are one and the same. Besides, since when was Spartacus an Aussie?

I AM SPARTACUS

[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

ha!

well spoken clam

steve of australia is not spartacus, I am in fact the fictional rebel himself.

je suis spartacus

when a defining moment comes, you define the moment; or the moment defines you.

[–] clam88 19 years ago

looks like '''steve of australia''' has finally given up as he clearly concedes he isn't spartacus. and, might i say, not before time.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

You state I am fictional?
HOW DARE YOU.
that you say this points to the fact you are unaware of my existance as Spartacus

[–] ArmandFancypants 19 years ago

HE'S SPARTACUS!

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

yes. yes i am. right you are maddocks4

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[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

maddocks4, you could not be more off target. Steve of Australia is NOT spartacus.

I am the famous historical character himself.

spartacus I remain

when a defining moment comes, you define the moment; or the moment defines you.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

Go watch The Untouchables and stop claiming to be me (Spartacus).
Or I shall send you cease and desist letters from my many lawyers.

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[–] clam88 19 years ago

spartacus didn't have lawyers!

how do you know?, you might well ask!

because i am the famous character himself who has graced the silver screen on many an occasion.

i am spartacus.

p.s. steve of oz - u r gonna hav 2 do a kenneth clarke and drop out of this race cos im tiring of ur pretentious claims

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

your use of the past tense speaks to your lack of understanding. how can you claim to be me (spartacus) if u can't see the importance of judicial support to a trademark such as myself.

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[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

I (spartacus) am tiring of Steve Australia's ridiculously pretentious claims as well. He is clearly not the rebellious slave he claims to be.

Bring on your lawyers, I will simply show them my birth certificate.

je suis....spartacus

ich haber....spartacus

ego sum....spartacus

soy...spartacus

when a defining moment comes, you define the moment; or the moment defines you.

[–] clam88 19 years ago

his claims are quite pitiful really. how an australian could ever be a rebellious slave such as myself i will never know. russell crowe pulled it off, but i dont think stevey boy here is of the same calibre.

he is kidding himself reeli.

now go take a running jump steve for i am spartacus and spartacus i am

[–] ArmandFancypants 19 years ago

Ever heard of the Eureka Stockade? Look it up.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

of what nationality are you clam?

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[–] Faithless-TheWonderboy 19 years ago

My name is Adam, and this thread is dumb.

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

lol

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[–] clam88 19 years ago

my nationality is of little importance steve. but what is important however is that i am spartacus. i think we are all in agreement on that - finally. and not before time might i add.

thank you for acknowledging that i am spartacus.

regards,

spartacus

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[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

I am Spartacus infinity, double infinity, triple infinity, INFINITY INFINITY.

Any posthumous posts are therefore invalid for I am now undeniably Spartacus. No further argument will be taken.

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[–] clam88 19 years ago

woah no need to start threatening people. however, there is a need to reinforce the real spartacus - me. the reason it took me so long to get back to you guys is that i have actually been taking part in the 6th annual spartan chariot contest in the Revilius hills district of Rome. Of course, as you would expect from the one and only spartacus, i won. quintus was in a close second, caecilius third, metella fourth, and that insufferable clemens in last place.

however, i saw none of you there. surprise, surprise. i can only assume that this is because you didnt receive an invite as the invite was sent to the real spartacus - myself. however, ben cassels was in attendance, and won the bear-baiting contest with aplomb. you should all take a leaf out of his book.

many regards,

spartacus

[–] ben_cassels 19 years ago

I would like to blooming well restate that I remain, spartacus.

Gordon Bennet, leg it.

Steve of Australia, I've had enough of your paraphenalia.

Clam, you write nothing but spam.

Maddocks, go and live in paddock.

Adam, you are a *beep* wanker *beep* of *beep*

this thread is not stupid, certain things need to be clarified.

all the best, associate non sparticans.

when a defining moment comes, you define the moment; or the moment defines you.

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[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

Did NO ONE take heed of my INFINITY INFINITY????

Your future posts are pointless for I am now infinity Spartacus.

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[–] surfin_bird 19 years ago

They'll crucify me if I admit I'm Spartacus. So, I'm definitely not Spartacus

[–] Strausszek 19 years ago

WANTED
at large since two weeks, the notorious

SPARTACUS

having incited revolt, robbery, manslaughter, rape and theft etc etc
he is requested to be handed over
DEAD OR ALIVE
to the nearest prefect or police officer
ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

100.000 denarii REWARD

SPQR

For further information, please contact Marcus Crassus

[–] anonreviewer 19 years ago

COGITO ERGO SPARTACUS == i THINK, THERE I AM SPARTACUS

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A DOCUMENTARY IN PROGRESS: HOMO SAPIENS AMERICANUS:
http://www.leftwingmediamachine.blogspot.com

[–] Steve_of_Australia 19 years ago

Well. I see it is finally over.

I'd like to thank my rivals however ignorant they were for finally retiring to the fact I AM FRIGGING SPARTACUS.
Thankyou.

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[–] LukeCoolHand 19 years ago

Not so fast. OK. Enough of this. I'M SPARTACUS and everyone knows it. I AM Spartacus, I always WAS Spartacus, and I always WILL BE Spartacus. Any questions??????

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[–] ubercommando 19 years ago

I'M BRIAN AND SO'S MY WIFE!

[–] patrick633 19 years ago

I am strong to the finish 'cos i eat's mi spinach.
I'M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S TOOT-TOOT.

[–] a-pickles 19 years ago

I'M BATMAN!

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[–] seoulless 19 years ago

I'm Spartacus the Eighth I am.
Spartacus the Eighth I am I am.
I got married to the slave next door.
She's been married seven times before.
And every one was a Spartacus.
She wouldn't have a Crassus or a Marc.
I'm her eighth old man named Spartacus.
Spartacus the Eighth I am.

Apologies to Hermanicus the Hermit.

[–] doyousleepinthenude 19 years ago

does spartacus sleep in the nude?

[–] ArmandFancypants 19 years ago

Kirk Douglas IS Spartacus...in Wes Craven's My Fair Lady. Also starring Digital Charles Bronson as Henry Higgins, and Kathy Bates as Eliza Doolittle.

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This is the story of a man who could not...make up...his mind.

[–] Strausszek 19 years ago

Hindu variety: Tat twam Spartacus

In mystical contemplation, Thou art Spartacus.

[–] LukeCoolHand 19 years ago

Hey seoulless. That was funny, but I as I have said before, I'M SPARTACUS!!!

[–] seoulless 19 years ago

I'm Spa-Spa-a-a-a.
I'm Spa-a-a-rt-rt-rt.
I'm Spa-a-a-rt-ti-ti.
I'm Spa-pa-rt-ti-c-c-c.
Aw shucks, I'm Porky Pig.

[–] angelfire87_2006 19 years ago

I'll settle this: NOBODY IS SPARTACUS!!!

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[–] Hancock_the_Superb 19 years ago

I'm Spartaco Conversi - does that count?

http://website.lineone.net/~braithwaitej/mainsite/overview/actors/conversi.htm

"Pound them, Charlie - POUND THEM!"

[–] angelfire87_2006 19 years ago

*bows to Hancock* ALL HAIL THE ACTUAL, REAL-LIFE SPARTACUS!

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[–] Hancock_the_Superb 19 years ago

. . .you're the real Cheyenne. You get to shoot me in the eye though.

"Pound them, Charlie - POUND THEM!"

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[–] Hancock_the_Superb 19 years ago

Through your boot, at that! What are you, showing off?

"You're a daisy if you do."

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[–] seoulless 19 years ago

Not only am I Spartacus, but I married Mary Magdalene, not that other guy. Yeah...that's it.

[–] angelfire87_2006 19 years ago

speaking of which...i'd like a divorce.

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[–] seoulless 19 years ago

I know I haven't spent much time with you lately, but I've had this slave rebellion thing going on, babe. C'mon, give me another chance. Please, please, please. Wait a second...have you been sneaking around behind my manly back with that girly man Antoninus?

[–] angelfire87_2006 19 years ago

well, since you asked nicely...ok, i'll give you ONE more chance! oh, and who the hell's Antoninus? i haven't been out of the house since you left!

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[–] Hancock_the_Superb 19 years ago

. . . Sir Laurence Olivier, I will be the first (and very possibly the only) person to proclaim:

I AM MARCUS LUCINIUS CRASSUS!

I am NOT gay, however. Kubrick just paid me to read that stupid speech about lobsters and oysters. I needed the money. . .

"You're a daisy if you do."

[–] angelfire87_2006 19 years ago

if you're Crassus or the late Sir Laurence, then there's no way you "did it for the money," my friend. both of them were RICH.

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[–] Hancock_the_Superb 19 years ago

Aye, but then again Sir Laurence was in a hell of a lot of crap towards the end of his career. "Inchon", "The Jazz Singer", "The Betsy" - take a look yourself. It's a very frightening list.

And in any case, that line had to be redubbed by Anthony Hopkins - so. . .

"You're a daisy if you do."

[–] angelfire87_2006 19 years ago

hey, leave Sir Anthony out of this!

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[–] Hancock_the_Superb 19 years ago

That means I didn't REALLY say that line, you silly goose. Not that there's anything wrong with that. . .

"You're a daisy if you do."

[–] montyalbo123 18 years ago

I'm Spartacus!!!
*drinks Pepsi*

"Kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri!"

[–] dudeousmaximous 18 years ago

Silence, fools!! For behold, I am Spartacus!!

[–] bwcMBM 18 years ago

I am NOT Spartacus!!!!! Crucify all of the other Spartacus's, just let me go!

[–] gshanger 18 years ago

Like I said a thousand-times before... I am Spartacus!!!

[–] DrMulholland 18 years ago

After Kirk Douglas called him a talented sh!t, Kubrick uppercut his jaw, kicked him in the groin and asked "Who's Spartacus now, bitch?"

#61

[–] gshanger 18 years ago

Kubrick gave A.I. to Speilbergo to show the world how not to make a sci-fi film!!! [Paa-taa Bing...(cymbal crash!!!)]

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@ shangorama.com

[–] DrMulholland 18 years ago

Kubrick once invented a zoom lens that could peer into your soul!!!

#26 (hope I'm right about this)

Best regards
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[–] Steve_of_Australia 18 years ago

People, people this post has been going on for WAY too long.

I AM FRiGGIN SPARTACUS. ME. Gosh.

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