Three Marion Cranes
These are SPOILERS for three little-known movies. They happen relatively early in the films, and the films are basically not very good at all, any of them. Quentin Tarantino has called North by Northwest "a mediocre movie"-- no it is not. THESE three movies are mediocre movies, maybe worse than that.
Still, the "Marion Crane connection" emerged strong with one movie of the three, then the next, then the next, and I'd like to share it here. The movies can still be watched(if you really want to) with the SPOILERS.
Introduction:
Amazon Prime has a lot of movies. You can rent almost anything but they rotate in some movies that you don't have to rent at all.
And I tried three of them because...(1) I never saw them when they came out but (2) I REMEMBER them coming out and (3) there is always a nostalgia factor at looking at "an old movie" from within my own lifetime.
Interesting: all three movies are from Columbia Pictures.
Interesting: Somebody at Columbia Pictures must have decided: "these were all flops, but nobody's really seen them, let's put them out on streaming and make a little coin off of them."
Interesting: Two of them were made by the same director, George Schafer, who had a "quality director" reputation on TV productions from the 50's through the 80s like the Hallmark Hall of Fame, but came a cropper here.
Interesting: One of them -- quite bad -- was the second-to-last film of a famous director who, in the Tarantino theory of old directors -- flamed out badly with his final films. This was Richard Brooks, director of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Elmer Gantry, In Cold Blood and my favorite movie of 1966 The Professionals.
The movies and the Marion Crane elements:
ONE: Doctors Wives(1971). Directed by George Schaefer. Its one of those tawdry "paperback sex movies" from when the R rating came in. But a studio production, so everybody talks sex, but very little sex or nudity is actually shown. What's incredible is the star power in this very bad movie: Gene Hackman(the same year he won the Best Actor Oscar for The French Connection!) Carroll O'Connor (the same year he became a TV legend as Archie Bunker in All in the Family) and Richard Crenna(from The Sand Pebbles and Wait Until Dark; a star for a little bit) and...Dyan Cannon, fresh off an Oscar nomination for Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice(and a few years as Mrs. Cary Grant and the mother of his only child forever.)
In the opening scene, doctors wife Dyan Cannon plays cards with OTHER doctors wives and pushes them to reveal their sex lives with their doctor husbands(playing cards NEARBY) and then reveals her own sex-driven slutty nature and THEN announces that she will be conducting an experiment to have sex with ALL of the husbands "so I can let you know what they like sexually." What an evil vixen! What a plot!
That's scene one. In scene two, Dyan Cannon is dead -- well, her nude body double is. Shot to death in bed with a doctor(who SURVIVES a bullet to the heart! A surgeon succesfully removes it!)
Dyan Cannon never appears in Doctors Wives after the first scene(a bit reminiscent of Letter to Three Wives) -- I was waiting for flashbacks, but none came. And so I ended up with that "Marion Crane" feeling: our female lead sure exited the movie early all right -- after FIVE MINUTES! Even Janet Leigh last longer than that.
TWO: Wrong is Right(1982.) Directed by Richard Brooks. With a very big star(career wise and physically): Sean Connery. But this was back when his career was wobbling a bit, too many bad choices like this one, Meteor(the AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL disaster movie) and Cuba. I saw this a few weeks ago and I can barely remember the plot: kind of an overly broad "Dr. Strangelove" type movie with George Grizzard as the President, and Robert Conrad(The Wild Wild West star in a rare feature film) in the General Turgidson/George C. Scott part.
Sean Connery(in a rather flattering hairpiece that he removes at the end of the movie) plays a rabble-rousing TV reporter-cum-anchor -- its a bit of Network to go with Strangelove -- and Katherine Ross -- the lovely star of The Graduate and Butch Cassidy -- is a Middle East correspondent. Connery and Ross have a nice scene together and a scene or two later -- Katherine Ross is blown up by a terrorist bomb in a briefcase. She never returns to the movie in flashback -- GONE in a few opening minutes.
Marion Crane Number Two.
AGAIN, I felt the "Marion Crane" effect(after having seen Dyan Cannon leave Doctors Wives so early) and I realized: so THAT's what it feels like to lose your female lead early. Moreover: I can only assume that both Dyan Cannon and Katherine Ross were paid a LOT of money to do these one-scene opening cameos. There is impact to killing a star early. The dead Cannon haunts Doctors Wives, and the dead Ross drives the plot of Wrong is Right(she wasn't just a correspondent, she was a spy.)
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