"Psycho" and "The Thing" (1982)
Elsewhere around here, swanstep noted in an OT post that in 2022, we seem to be awash in "anniversary showings" of various films -- some famous, some not so famous.
On a decade by decade basis, we've got some big ones:
1972: The Godfather (and also a little one: Hitchcock's Frenzy.")
1982: ET The Extraterrestial
Though I suppose 1962 is too "jammed packed" to pick the big one: Lawrence of Arabia? How the West Was Won? The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance? To Kill a Mockinbird? The Music Man? The Manchurian Candidate? (my fave.)
Well, back to 1982:
There are some articles out there about the 40th Anniversary of John Carpenter's remake of The Thing from 1982. I took another look at it. My memories of seeing it (opening night) are great ones. And for the most part, it still holds up. And it sure does trigger some cross-checks with some other famous fright films...
Here is a first thought: as "awful" and "graphic" and "super-gory" as Hitchcock's original Psycho in 1960 may have seemed to audiences at the time, a mere 22 years later in 1982, The Thing had gone so far past that in gore that I suppose if you put Psycho 1960 and The Thing 1982 on a double bill...Psycho would suddenly seem like a sedate Disney movie. The shower scene is abstract, with much unseen(though those knife punctures are HEARD), the gore of Arbogast's murder centers on one bloody slash to his face an an IMAGINED final pummel of knife blows at the end.
In the Thing 1982, a doctor giving CPR to a stricken patient finds the patient's stomach suddenly opening up and converting into two big jaws that bite half of the doctor's arms off! And man's head slowly detaches from his body; sprouts "Cootie legs" and scampers out of the room. And another man's head inflates and explodes in blood and becomes yet ANOTHER set of jaws that proceed to eat another man's head.
As one critic said: "these stop becoming gore scenes and turn into abstract art."
Well...maybe. Though there is a lot of gore throughout The Thing 1982, it really does boil down to TWO big shock sequences, just like Psycho did in its time: (1) The one that starts with the doctor's arms getting bit off and finishes with the head walking away and (2) the film's "landmark centerpiece sequence," as four men tied to a couch are each tested to determine if HE is The Thing. Its a great suspense sequence that does Hitchcock proud(if a lot gorier) and also has Hitchcock' s penchant for humor. Once the thing DOES reveal itself, the other men tied to the couch go berserk, and when its all over, one calm guy still chained to the couch quietly says:
"I know you gentlemen have been through quite a lot...but when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F'ING COUCH!" Followed by a quiet fade to black. And in my 1982 audience...audience laughter to shake the roof. Carpenter got it -- you could salt the most horrifying horror with some laughs. (There are laughs in Psycho...just smaller.)
The 40th Anniversary articles indicate that The Thing was a flop on release, then grew its cult on VHS and beyond. One take(offered by Carpenter himself) is the The Thing with its monster alien(hey, that word)..was too "mean an alien in contrast to sweet ET" and it was just the wrong movie at the wrong time(they were released just weeks apart, The Thing second, in the summer of 1982.)
Maybe that was it. Or maybe the gore(far gorier than the summer PG "soft horror hit" Poltergeist(produced by Spielberg the same summer he directed ET, and maybe he directed Poltergeist too.)
I can offer these reasons for the failure of The Thing in 1982: The gore(very gory.) The claustrophobic setting(a snowbound Artic science outpost -- supposedly movies with snow don't do great, but I've got a list that refutes that.) An all-male cast(hey, I LIKED that.) A downbeat ending(yep.) An AMBIGUOUS ending. And I would add this one: early on The Thing(which isn't a man-like thing walking around as in the 1951 original, but rather more like a contagious organism) is disguised as a dog and placed in a dog pen with other INNOCENT dogs and proceeds to do horrible things to them, quite graphic -- you can behead MEN (and even women) by the score in a horror movie, but torture dogs? I recall some walkouts.
Yet for all of that, I loved The Thing. I consider it to be John Carpenter's best movie(far better than Halloween.) HE evidently considers it his best. The all-guy cast is great -- Kurt Russell(repeating for Carpenter after Harrison Ford and Nick Nolte turned it down) and a diverse A-list of character talent (Wilford Brimley without his moustache is SCARY, man!) The dialogue is great. The practical effects are great.
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