OT: Godzilla vs Kong (Theaters, HBO Max)
Back in the 1960's when Psycho proved such an elusive "catch" for both broadcast and local TV (in the second half of the 60's), both King Kong(1933) and Godzilla(1954) were in pretty heavy rotation on a Los Angeles TV channel called KHJ-TV Channel 9. KHJ also had a radio station -- "93 KHJ!" -- which Tarantino has immortalized on the car soundtracks of his Once Upon a Time In Hollywood. The TV channel was -- back then at least -- an "RKO general" station. Which meant that "RKO movies" were on it a lot.
Like King Kong. I can still remember the night my entire family watched that movie -- a Friday night, end of the week, KHJ gave it "special event status." I recall being guided by the Depression-era memories of my parents(as kids) having seen it in their respective hometowns as kids in the 1930's and never forgetting it. My mother recalled how terrifying Kong's face in the window of the elevated train had been to her. HER Psycho, I suppose.
And I remember how, at the end, when Kong went through his death throes at the top of the Empire State Building...I cried. I was very upset to be watching a monster movie and ending up crying in front of my entire family. Kong surprised me, the big old guy.
Meanwhile, Godzilla was given the "Million Dollar Movie" treatment by KHJ-9. That was the series where a movie played once a night on weeknights and four times on the weekend. I recall Godzilla being on the TV that weekend like "wallpaper" in the background of household activities. It took THAT big guy a long time to show up; at least I had the "comfort food" of Perry Mason himself(Raymond Burr) as the star of the movie ...along with all those Japanese people.
Also in the 60's, a toy modelling company called Aurora had made a killing by releasing -- on a monthly basis -- models for kids to make of Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula, The Wolf Man, and the rest of the Universal monsters. Once that series was played out (with The Creature from the Black Lagoon as I recall, who kept falling forward off his platform because of those big claw hands)...Aurora got clearance to release -- much bigger sized, in much bigger boxes -- both a King Kong model and a Godzilla model.
So those guys got paired a lot in the 60s.
And in 1962, Japanese Godzilla filmakers put together "King Kong vs Godzilla" -- THE pairing of the two biggest guys in movies at the time. It got a lot of TV commercials. And in my home...we didn't go out to see it. I'm afraid there was some snobbery afoot. Godzilla could play on the TV but we weren't going to see a Godzilla movie at the theater.
So I never saw "King Kong vs Godzilla," a childhood loss that has finally been made up for...decades later....as Warner Brothers this week debuted "Godzilla vs Kong" on its HBO Max channel while sending it out to some theaters.
I must say that after that Wonder Woman misfire(it felt like a TV movie) and that Denzel Washington serial killer bust, THIS one actually feels like a movie that would have done well in theaters. Its part of a rather half-hearted "Monsterverse" world that Warners has been trying to sell since its first Godzilla movie (2014.)
Am I damned to say that I have seen ALL of the Monsterverse movies? And that I found all of them -- save one -- to be pretty incoherent and extremely noisy films.
The one winner -- natch -- was the one about King Kong, which benefitted from the clarity of how that big guy looks these days(the facial acting by an actual person "powering the ape") and a cast that included the ubiquitous Samuel L. Jackson, the ubiquitous John Goodman, and the ubiquitous John C. Reilly. I was at HOME with those guys, not to mention they threw in Bree Larsen between her Oscar and Captain Marvel, plus some other good actors. THAT movie had heart. And Kong.
Meanwhile, as behooves the "Godzilla cycle" of decades of movies, the rest of the monsterverse was pretty overstuffed (all from my childhood, and maybe yours) with Godzilla and Rodan and Mothra and that multi-headed creature I can't pronounce and --- well, these movies have been making the case for a superrace of "apex" creatures who are gonna rule the world and we should just get out of their way.
Except -- in Godzilla versus Kong -- we learn that one of those superrich mad scientist types has decided to build an "apex APEX" monster that will allow "man to dominate the apex creatures, as he should." Got it. The mechanical "apex APEX" thing is a robot called "Mecha-Godzilla," and -- with plotting comfortably locked in at age 12 where it should be -- as much as Godzilla and Kong duke it out in this movie(and they duke it out pretty damn good, WWE style), our Two Big Boys are going to have to put their differences aside to take on the Evil Human's Apex Robot at the end.