"OT Potpourri": Willis, Pacino Slumming; Falk and Cassavetes as Gangsters; The Hunting Party; Navajo Joe
I'm a bit disappointed in streaming services.
They seem overloaded with "straight to video" movies starring nobodies or has beens (I don't mean to be mean with that phrase but these movies make them SEEM like has beens, even if they have a name) and I'm surprised by how few major titles circulate. (Since I left cable, I also left HBO which had a huge film library to access.)
This: its been a week or two since we lost Sean Connery and I suppose one reason we honored him so is that he became, remained and left as a "true" star. Meanwhile, here's Bruce Willis on streaming in a parade of "straight to streaming" movies that evidently pay him big bucks to play short parts in movies with bad, derivative scripts. I'm sure this is keeping him in the style to which he is accustomed but -- his "bona fide movie star" credentials are fading fast. Oh well -- he's got Die Hard and Pulp Fiction on his resume . They can't take that away from him.
"Struggling a little better" Al Pacino. I sampled his TV series "Hunters" on Prime. Great opening scene. 1977, an outdoor pool party in a DC suburb among DC bureaucrats. Except the good ol' boy host is recognized as an ex-Nazi by one of the guests. He promptly shoots his guests -- and the American wife who doesn't know his past, and the American kids he sired. (The bad guy is Dylan Baker...a weak faced weasel of a great villain.) He reveals to his fellow ex-Nazis that he always hated that American family he made.
Cut to: a "Magnificent Seven" group of Nazi hunters(led by Old Man Pacino), out to find and kill old Nazis and their young Nazi offspring in America. I sampled a few episodes and then I went straight to the end, which has a coupla lollapalooza "twists."
Here's the problem(NO SPOILER) Near the end, the young "new hunter" has his gun trained on a murderous Nazi and is about to shoot, and an FBI agent arrives, points her gun at him and..cliché city:
FBI woman: Don't do it. If you kill him you can never go back. I know its what you want to do, but let the authorities handle this. If you kill him..you are no better than he is."
Let's see that's one, two, three four five...absolute clichés.
As one critic wrote of Hunters: "It shows that Peak TV may be over." Indeed. That's CBS weekly episode dramatology, paint-by-the-numbers dialogue. We've heard it a million times.
I can't believe Pacino agreed to act in such a poor script. Paying the bills like Bruce, I guess. But Pacino acts well, Dylan Baker is suitably evil and Lena Olin(a 90's crush, still beautiful and my near- age peer) is a sexy evil Lady Nazi, too. Plus Carol Kane(Pacino's Dog Day Afternoon star) and Saul Rubinek(the Unforgiven toady writer) as an old couple of Nazi hunters. Its the same old story: there are more good actors in Hollywood than good writers.
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The better streaming stuff was "well aged." From the 60s and 70s. I missed it then, I've seen it now and...hmmm:
Machine Gun McCain. In 1970, John Cassavetes got his pals Peter Falk and Ben Gazzara to play "Husbands" with him in one of his arty improv movies. In 1976, Falk and Cassavetes were "Mickey and Nicky" in an Elaine May movie.
But here they are -- Peter and John -- paired up in a "spaghetti Gangster movie" called "Machine Gun McCain." Its listed as a 1969 release but it came out in 1970 in the US. And that's of big interest: here is Peter Falk, mean and tough and merciliess as a modern gangster JUST ONE YEAR away from becoming the endearing Columbo. (He'd done a couple of TV movies as Columbo, but the series hadn't' happened yet.)
"Machine Gun McCain" impresses with location work bouncing from SF to LA to Vegas to New York. Its the "Topaz" of gangster movies("Topaz" was always jumping from city to city, nation to nation.) Cassavetes and Falk are joined by the very sexy Britt Ekland(a bit before her REALLY sexy turn in Get Carter); and Cassavetes always lovely wife Gena Rowlands, and that handsome older Italian actor who was Bond's Mafia papa-in-law in On Her Majesty's Secret Service and the rich railroad baron in Once Upon a Time in the West. Its a good cast, and the caper within is like a very low tech version of the Clooney Ocean's Eleven. Cassavetes plays yet another variation on the same theme: he's released from prison after 12 years -- and immediately plots his next caper.
"Machine Gun McCain" as a spaghetti gangster movie has the same weaknesses as spaghetti Westerns, in my book: dubbed voices, sentences that are too short to properly convey plot information, and a tendency to fall apart just when big action is needed(low budget equals non existent action). Still, its Cassavetes and Falk and Ekland and Rowlands "back in the day." Me..I never hoid of it.
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