Not Quite OT: "Unhinged"....At the Movie Theater
One of the weird effects of this terrible 2020 to me is that the first two months(January and February) BEFORE the COVID crisis hit seem like a long, long, LONG time ago. Another era.
I'm one to go to the movie theater for my movies, still, as much as I can, and even at "my age"(an older demographic.)
But that all ended back in early March, when I saw a "March type movie"(studio medium budget) called "The Invisible Man."
It was the last movie that I saw in a theater and I'd come to wonder if I'd EVER return to a theater again. At least in the next two years.
Indeed, as I maintain a "personal list" of my "favorite movie of each year" -- I decided that if I never got back in a theater in 2020, "The Invisible Man" would win by default, with an asterisk. I mean, it was certainly a thrilling ENOUGH movie, with a truly great shocker scene in the middle of the movie that homaged one great Hitchcock murder(not in Psycho) and made the "invisible man" context terrifying.
Well, I've gone back to a movie theater since then -- this last week . The same theater at which I saw "The Invisble Man" and with a some of the same personnel there to greet me. It was "the same but different."
The cavernous main lobby was...near empty. There was popcorn...I took that risk. (As Sean Connery says before riding into battle in The Untouchables, "Aw, hell...we're all gonna die of SOMETHING") The theater itself was roped off social distancing(seats and rows) and I think there were maybe 8 of us in there.
The meager two trailers shown were for very "minor league" movies and I felt this about both of them: I literally couldn't tell what the plot was of either movie. I said to my companion, "so only incoherent low budget films will be shown for awhile?" Honestly, a trailer is supposed to "tell the story" so you come in.
Our "new release choices" seemed to be The New Mutants(no way), Nolan's "Tenet"(maybe later, sounds too long and complicated for "right now") and the one we picked -- Russell Crowe in "Unhinged." I'd read enough going into this that I knew "Unhinged" was a "little" movie , likely intended for fall or spring release, thrust into visibility as the first major movie(Crowe makes it major) put out in the time of pandemic. Its a thriller(what better item to put out there? Hitchcock made his zillions there.) Short, grim, tight, BASIC.
I'll keep the spoilers minor, but the premise(shown in its trailers) is fairly straightforward:
A newly divorced mother, driving late and in bumper to bumper traffic with her pre-teen son, honks her horn loudly at the truck ahead for her when the truck doesn't move forward on the green. Both vehicles drive forward, but get stuck in more traffic. Side by side.
Now, you don't want to be side by side with the driver who you just honked at(or flipped off), so there is identifiable discomfort when that happens.
The driver of the truck is Russell Crowe -- bearded, huge and menacing in this film. And what the female driver(our protagonist) doesn't know is that Crowe has just very brutally killed his ex-wife and her new man(lover? husband?) and is...a psycho.
Yep, there it is. A connection of sorts. Crowe isn't just a disgruntled man or an angry man or a suicidal man. He's a homicidal man, and not only is there no reasoning with them, he's one of those psychos who keeps killing people and blaming someone else for the murders("YOU killed this person!" Crowe snarls to our heroine on more than one occasion.)
The "Psycho" connection is also that "inverse connection" so famous these years. The violence in "Psycho" -- so historic and "gory" 60 years ago, is nothing compared to what we get nowadays. I was a bit shocked to see "Unhinged" head past "Psycho" violence and into "Friday the 13th" bladed gore. All the moreso given that Russell Crowe is a winner of the Best Actor Oscar (Gladiator), appeared in two Best Pictures back to back(Gladiator and A Beautiful Mind) and is also in HIS Best Picture(and Kevin Spacey's, and Guy Pearce's, and James Cromwell's...and Kim Basinger's...LA Confidential.)
Yes, Mr. Crowe was very hot, hot, hot in the late 90s and early 2000's. But 20 years is a long time in the movie biz.
So here is that Best Actor killing people ala Michael Myers or Jason or Freddy Krueger -- though not, alas, with the restrained stylization of Norman Bates circa 1960. (Circa Psycho II? Yes, its like that. But worse.)