Old Sitcom "That Seventies Show" Does Hitchcock -- And Psycho( A COVID-19 Story)
It is time perhaps, to mark a post for posterity -- I'm writing this post at a time when much of the world, and the US where I live -- are "sheltering in place" at home(a lot of the time) to deal with the threat of the coronavirus(COVID-19.) It is my fervent hope to find a post like this one years from now when this is all over and to say to myself: "Oh, yeah.COVID-19 -- that was a hell of a terrible year. But we got over it.")
Yes, its not TOO hard to read, watch TV, and...occasionally...sit at the computer for awhile but -- there are pressures, scary risks, economic travails. I'll be glad when it is over.
I read an interview with Vin Scully the other day. He's 92 and was "the voice of the LA Dodgers" for decades from the 50's through...the 2010s?" His voice is very, very happy and upbeat and so is the man. A sports reporter called Scully desperately seeking the happy voice and optimistic manner of Scully to comment on these dark times. In speaking to his quarantine Scully noted that , at 92, he'd long been rather "quarantined," but it was hard not to see his grandkids, etc.
Scully did say he was trying to watch "Happy Movies" all the time. He cited The Music Man (1962). That's a great choice. I personally LOVE The Music Man, my family saw it twice at the theater, its a great childhood memory, and I often offer "The Music Man" as the "anti-Psycho" of my youth: The Music Man was the movie anybody could watch, of any age, and be transported to a better world. In 1966, The Music Man WAS tied to Psycho when the two films were announced in commercials as the "two biggest movies coming to CBS" in the fall in a series of summer TV commercials. It was wacky -- Robert Preston and Shirley Jones marching down a sunny street in a parade suddenly ZOOMED into Mrs. Bates raising her knife in the shower. By fall, CBS only showed "The Music Man"(in two parts) and dropped Psycho entirely.
I"ve been watching "The Music Man" and "The Great Race" and a few other "family childhood favorites" -- they bring back a simpler time and keep my mind off the grim now. But I think I'll be looking at Psycho, too -- its heartwarming to me in its own way, y'know? Nostalgic.
To the topic at hand: looking around at streaming programming, in addition to movies, there are TV series. In my boredom, I took a quick visit to the "That Seventies Show" episode list, because I vaguely recalled a "Hitchcock salute episode" that I had watched first run.
I found it. Turns out the episode aired in 2000...almost 20 years ago now. And it was an episode from a show about 25 years before THEN. The mind reels. The carousel goes round and round...you can't go back...
I confess to watching sitcoms and TV dramas sometimes, not a lot, usually to keep the household peace. "That Seventies Show" wasn't close to the gold standard of "Seinfeld," but it had its moments. I was the target audience (teen/college in the 70's, "now grown up"), the clothes and hair and other references worked. I particularly like the casting of the psychotic gang leader from "Robocop" as a truly scary father in the family, the macho man out to terrorize his more impish, deadpan son.
That son was played by Topher Grace, one of three mini-stars generated by the series. Ashton Kutcher was the other, and Mila Kunis was the third(Kutcher and Kunis are now married, after Kutcher's detour to Demi Moore.) We will see how they hang on.
Anyway, the Hitchcock episode was interesting because they chose to spoof five specific Hitchcock movies in one 30-minute(with commercials) episode: Rear Window, Vertigo, NXNW, Psycho, and The Birds. When you get right down to it, those ARE the five famous Hitchcock movies now, aren't they? The British films and Rebecca and Notorious and Strangers on a Train are known to critics, but those Big Five are really "it" in Hitchcock. And in 2000, That Seventies Show knew that.
This was their Halloween episode. The show opened with Topher Grace chasing his friend "Fez" on the family house rooftop. Topher stumbles and hangs from the rain gutter(only about a 15 foot drop.) Cue Vertigo "swirling dizzyiness music." Topher keeps hanging --but Fez falls from the roof, injures his leg -- and needs a wheelchair. As the episode continues, Fez, from that wheelchair, spies on the next door neighbor(a big guy) and determines he may have killed his wife. Meanwhile, Topher can't handle climbing ladders and such -- he has vertigo.
Topher's mom visits a new neighbor who keeps caged birds all over her living room, one bites her and she runs. Asthon Kutcher gets an NXNW spoof(a neighbor brat uses a radio-controlled crop duster to chase Kutcher around the lawn.) And "saving the best for almost last" then Kutcher -- a teenage heartthrob at the time -- does Janet Leigh's nude but not nude bit in a "usual" shower scene spoof(an angry teen girl hits at him with a shower brush, he spills red shampoo which goes down the drain.)