OT: 88-Year Old Clint Eastwood in "The Mule"(NO SPOILERS)
In 1978, Clint Eastwood and Burt Reynolds stood back to back for a cover of Time Magazine(back when that mag mattered) called "The Macho Men." Both were riding high as THE A-list action stars of their era, with Burt newly minted via Smokey and the Bandit and Clint already Dirty Harry and The Man With No Name.
Its 2018 -- 40 years later -- and Burt Reynolds has died this year, but he gave us one last poignant little film(The Last Movie Star) and his "pal"(of sorts) Clint Eastwood has given us something historic: an 88-year old actor as the over-the-title star of a major motion picture. That he directed.
The Mule.
It was a lot better than an expected, in an unexpected way: its funny. Clint's funny. The movie...despite violent Mexican drug cartels and grim economic backdrops and some very sad things happening...is funny.
At the center of the movie is an interesting idea: Clint's character is so old that his cartel employers don't have the heart to beat him up or kill him -- he's non-threatening, too fragile -- so he gets away with insulting them and ignoring their threats. For much of the movie. Needless to say, eventually enough's enough for them -- but Clint just doesn't give a damn.
In an era where we've got 60 and 70 somethings beating up bad guys(Liam Neeson's movies) or having sex in retirement homes(Just Getting Started) or robbing banks(Going in Style), here's Eastwood taking it up a couple of decades and playing a 90-year old man who, in two separate scenes is shown enjoying the favors of ...er...painted ladies. And really good looking ones too(the cartel hires the best.) A carefully lit Mr. E even takes off his own shirt in one of those scenes. He's freakin' immortal...and he is suggesting the rest of us could be too, if we "just don't let the old man in"(a catch phrase and song in the movie.)
I'm telling you, given my age, the gift of The Mule is that it made me feel VERY YOUNG.
Evidently as a favor, the star of Eastwood's "American Sniper," Bradley Cooper, plays the DEA man on Clint's trail. I liked him better here than in A Star Is Born. I had thought that Cooper was just going to do a cameo, but , no, he's around for the entire movie. (The Clint/Cooper relationship mimics that of the OTHER 80-year old crook, Robert Redford, a coupla months ago with Oscar-winner Casey Affleck in The Old Man and the Gun.)
Keeping with the laugh-in-the-face-of-tears tone of "The Mule," I found one highlight to be Clint singing along to radio songs as he drives his drug runs from El Paso to Chicago: we get Clint renditions of Ain't That a Kick in the Head(Dino), I Love You More Today Than Yesterday, Dang Me(Roger Miller), I've Been Everywhere Man(Johnny Cash), and of course, On the Road Again(Willie.) Its another great concept of the movie: if you're a lone man whose job it is to drive thousands of miles...singing will get you through it.
I was worried that I wouldn't like watching an 88-year old Clint Eastwood in a leading role, but he keeps us interested via his personality. Clint's been looking and sounding old since at least Heartbreak Ridge(1986)...the "old guy persona" has lasted longer than his Dirty Harry one. He's very skinny -- that would seem to be the key to his longevity. And the movie makes the point that this old man can't hit or shoot anybody -- he survives by knowing he could be killed by anyone at anytime...and thus he poses no threat. Until he does.
I'm still sort of banking on Mary Poppins Returns as my favorite of '18, but The Mule, surprisingly, could take that slot. As with the Burt Reynolds movie earlier this year and the Robert Redford one along the way, The Mule makes its subject how a movie star spent his life with us. And The Mule is the best of the three.
But be warned...its slight. Eastwood's annoying habit of cutting storytelling and budget corners shows up at the climax, which seems to come out of nowhere too quickly. But there is some very moving material before that happens...and some very funny stuff by Eastwood along the way.
He's the comedian for our times.