Some New Hitchcock Promotional Footage in a 1995 Doc
I'm experimenting with streaming applications, and I found a 1995 documentary called "Alfred Hitchcock , The Master of Suspense." Creative title, huh?
Its about 1:43 minutes long, covers pretty much his entire career, and mainly does it simply by showing his trailers -- parts in some cases, all of them in other cases(famously Psycho; and also The Birds...which by keeping Hitchcock in one room seems to go on and on and on and on..)
The familiar trailers were the usual hoot to watch, but THIS documentary(put together in 1995) had a delightful handful of surprises...things I've never seen before.
To wit:
ONE: A TV commercial for The Birds. It starts with the footage of the film's credit sequence -- black birds flying through white air -- then one particular bird separates out, and flies towards US...and the TV screen shatters and goes dark, main tube sparking out.
Hitchcock appears: "There is nothing wrong with your TV. This is just to demonstrate to you that...the birds is coming!" (Hey, didn't that "there is nothing wrong with your TV" line turn up in Joe Stefano's The Outer Limits a year later?)
TWO: A TV commercial for Marnie. Hitchcock is stirring a giant pot of soup, he has giant shakers nearby, one marked: "Suspense" the other "Sex." He's talking about how to make Marnie, he had to add these two ingredients to the mix. He pours a LITTLE of the "Suspense" powder into the soup, and when he goes to pour the "Sex" in...a huge amount of powder -- the entire shaker, dumps out. "Oops," says Hitchcock, "that happened last time."
THREE: A TV commercial for the 1965 re-release of Psycho:
Words are on a black screen:
IF
You were too young
OR
You were too scared
OR
The box office lines were too long...
....Alfred Hitchcock's PSYCHO IS BACK!
(The documentary narrator intones that the 1965 re-release made "an astonishing $5 million dollars.)
FOUR: Several TV commercials for Topaz. I had thought that Hitchcock was only willing to make a brief appearance in one commercial, speaking briefly to answer "What is Topaz?" --"Its a code name for a secret spy organization." But no...here we get several commercials -- Hitchcock reading a newspaper in a dark room ("You must read behind the headlines"); Hitchcock framed in that weird round office mirror that opens Topaz, saying stuff. Evidently Hitchcock put a lot more into the Topaz trailers than I thought. They just weren't shown.
FIVE: Frenzy. There is one main "long trailer" for the film, but there were small TV trailers. One plays here: Hitchcock is wearing a very loud tie and says: "You may think that I am wearing an item of fashion apparel...but really I am wearing a murder weapon...the killer uses neckties to strangle young women." I also recall a trailer where Hitchcock is buying ties from a man behind the counter. Hitch says "I want to buy some neckties." The man says "for yourself?" Hitchcock says, "No, for my friend -- he uses them to strangle young women." Weirdly, the salesman's face turns rather evil and conspiratorial and guess what...its Gavin Elster! (Tom Helmore, 14 years after Vertigo.) In the summer of 1972, these TV commercials were strewn through a summer re-release(in syndication) of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. Its a summer I remember well -- the Summer Hitch Came Back, if only in nostalgia. (Frenzy was the weird new British-set release; the Hitchcock Hours seemed like they were from long ago, even though some of them were only 6 years old!). The idea that "Hitchcock was back for good" proved as short-lived as The Return of Madeleine.
...nothing for Family Plot, though. And just the usual trailer for Torn Curtain.
This documentary also shows a number of short clips I've always wondered about: they are Hitchcock, in color, talking murder -- he was introducing packages of his TV shows for syndication. Probably around 1966.
Indeed, this doc used a LOT of clips of Hitchcock TV introductions, and then showed scenes from two significant episodes: "Man From the South"(with Steve McQueen, quite cool, his real wife Neile as his girlfriend, and Peter Lorre in the title role.) That's the one with the bet that Steve can light his lighter ten times in a row...or get a finger cut off with a cleaver.
And then they showed clips from "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" -- the only half hour episode that was shot but never broadcast on network(it did go out in syndication.) Brandon deWilde plays a mentally slow young fellow who runs magician's assistant Diana Dors through a saw in a magic trick that goes quite wrong as you might guess. There's no blood, just a lot of screaming...and the feel of "Psycho" to much of it.