Simple Solution to the Kids Future
Both Arthur's parents and Janet's father had nice houses. Why couldn't they live with one of them until Arthur got out of college? He could work parttime and still get a degree. The parents would be far better off in the long run because if Arthur isn't a good earner, the parents are going to be shoring them up financially until the parents die.
This positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms!Terry-Thomas about US 1963.Hasnt changed much!