I admit that I have a skewed view of the "rest of the country." It comes from growing up on Long Island, a little strip of land that is packed with about 7 million people. When I grew up, the towns were literally right on top of each other. There was no break in between the towns - one ended and the next town started immediately. The only way you'd know was from the little green and white sign announcing that you'd crossed the line into another town. Really, it was that "crowded." And I extrapolated from that that this is how the rest of the world was.
Of course, I know I'm wrong. I just can't make the mental switch. So I have carried the experience of my entire childhood into adulthood. I find it bizarre that there are vast stretches of "emptiness" in between towns. Rationally, I know this must be so, but it is still alien to me. Can't get used to the idea.
Also, because I grew up on an island, I also can't get used to the fact that everywhere else, at night, the temperature drops by 30 or 40 degrees from the daytime temperature. Where I grew up - and where I still live now, it drops only about 20 degrees, so you don't need another layer to wear. So, when we go camping - in upstate New York, natch - I always have to remember to put on a jacket when the sun goes down, or else freeze and have to figure out why.
In answer to your throwing down the gantlet, I have seen the country. 20 years ago, I was part of a crew who was servicing a team of bicycle riders riding across the country, from Los Angeles to Charleston. It took a week, going at 20 mph the entire time. So I REALLY saw the country, up close, and slow. An amazing experience I'll never forget.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.
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