Things you hear in almost every "Twilight Zone"
"Where am I?"
"Is this some kind of a joke?"
"Who am I?"
"I think you need a doctor."
"I am not insane."
"Is this some kind of a gag?"
" this is a gag isn't it"
" what kind of a gag is this?"
" this is just plain weird!"
"Kentucky wind-age"