Digger Smolken Your Favorite Songs
It's simple. Using the MST3K skit as a reference, reinterpret your favorite songs using the darkly comic stylings of Digger Smolken:
"Has he lost his RATS?
Can he see or is he FILTH?"
"There's a CORPSE who's sure
All that glitter is FILTH
And she's buying a stairway to RATS!"
"We'll raise up our glasses
Against evil CORPSES
Singing whiskey for my FILTH
Beer for my RATS!"