Mike "Peter Pan Anti Christ"
Mike "Smoky Says Only you can prevent Roger Corman"
Tom "He's offering her a hand gernad"
Crow "That's a lot of money back Now"
Tom "And now SLEEEP"
Mike "Mom mom mom Timmy took my Big wheel"
Tom "Booo haha"
those are some of mine and ur's?
Mike: "I know understand dwarf-tossing" (Really mean but kinda funny)
Crow: "Roger Corman's Backdraft" (I really like that one)
Crow: "Sir Gullible"
I love it when Mike is playing Digger Smolkin's record, esp. "I'm Just a Corpse Who Can't Say Filth..."
And how about, "Umm...you wanna take the imping down to about a 5?"
Blessed screaming Jesus on a whole-wheat goddamn cracker - Jerry, "Rescue Me"
Crow: At Chili's we flame-broil our credits to profection
Mike: Smokey says only you can prevent Roger Corman
Crow: She better not breathe too hard or she might obsorb some fog and gain weight
Quintus: Time has little meaning in Tibet
Servo: Neither does the word "Taco-riffic"
Olinger: When I touch you
Crow: I think about myself. No, no, wait that's wrong
Diana: I am nowhere
Servo: Oh Nebraska
Mike: She's all the way back to Quest of Fire time
Servo: [as Diana] It's Must-See-TV night I have to go home!
Mike: So she has a spirit guide/ self defense coach
Crow: Apparently
Servo: Weekend at Bernie's the Early Years
Pendragon: I have much to do this night
Crow: I gotta help Strider move a couch
Mike: Again, I cannot say if you'll be back for I am mad
Crow: And would's thou pick me up a Mad Magazine?
Servo: I have to watch "Mad About You" tonight
Mike: Madness is just a cry for help
Servo: Apparently there were Hardware Hank's during the middle ages
Mike: Get us thou a cemetery full of savings at Menards!
Crow: A small amphibious reptile, run!
Mike: She's hitting happy hour with Margaret Hamilton
Mike: Now I understand Dwarf tossing
Crow: Sir Gull of Bull
Servo: Showcasing breasts
Mike: Meanwhile in the better but confusing story
Pendragon: I could not free Helene from the tower
Servo: She isn't in the tower you knob!
Livia: We'll join the Sabbath soon
Servo: Ozzy's gonna play
Olinger: You're alseep
Servo: Buttery sleep
Olinger: Total complete sleep
Servo: Candy coated chocolatey crunchy munchy sleep
Olinger: Sleep
Crow: Yummy sleep
Servo: If you pledge your soul you'll get a Satan tote bag
Man: Satan
Mike: I haven't crapped in months
Crow: [as Imp] Satan, I'd like to move up the ladder in the Lollipop Guild
Quintus: Looking back in time
Servo: I can see my house
Mike: Oh like nobody notices a giant midget on the floor
Mike: The world's quietest fight
Mike: [as Helene] I have a brain the size of a chick pea
Mike: I've never known more about what isn't going on in a movie
Mike: I have a suggestion...STAY!
Mike: So our hero just stabs an unarmed woman. Bravo Pendragon
Crow: Nice guy
Crow: [as Helene] I'm ready for my execution Mr. DeMille
Mike: [as Diana] Oh I had a horrible dream I wasn't a hooker
Satan: It was a road from living mind to living mind
Mike: To sleeping audience
"That's a bingo! Is that the way you say it: "That's a bingo?" - Col. Hans Landa
Mike(as two soldiers are chasing after Helene, one motions the other to split up):
You go over there and cry in the corner.
Meg (reaching for Helene's hair and plucking it): One raven strand of maiden's hair.
Tom: Huh, sounding like David Brinkley. (imitating David Brinkley) "One RA-ven strand of MAID-en's..."
Quintus (about his ability to put a stranger into a past life through hypnosis):
But I have seen this. In the practices of the shamans in Tibet.
Mike: ...and in Des Moines!
Crow(as scene shows black cat morphing into Livia in a sexy pose):
Oh wow! I'd like to flea-bomb her!!
Scroop the Inkeeper: Ho! Pendragon!
Servo: I could've done that!
Mike (as Pendragon, when coming to the top of the stairs and seeing Scroop and Meg the witch): Huzzah, and...(in turned-on voice)who's the babe?
Crow (as Diana turning into Helene): I will no longer shower or shave my legs. And I hate all Americans now.
Crow (as Quintus): Oh why do I do this? I hypnotize all day and then come home to a cat.
(the executioner is shown)
Servo: John Goodman's first role