My Stupid Wife Sold My Copies
My wife had a garage sale and, without asking me, sold my Zorro VHS tapes! MY Zorro VHS tapes! You don't see me selling anything of hers!
I worked long and hard to find them when I bought them, and now I have nothing to show my children. I want my children to grow up watching the real Zorro, just like I did.
Even though Disney released the series on DVD, the first season cost $200 on Amazon. Outrageous! I don't have that kind of money to spend on movies right now.
I am so, so sad right now that I don't have my Zorro. When will I have it again? THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
I am even considering putting an ad in the newspaper asking whoever bought them to sell them back, I want them that bad. But sadly, they will probably throw them away because everyone is getting rid of VHS. Think of the waste. I want to drink my beer and sing sad songs like Sergeant Garcia.