'The tests showed ...a weakness'
Robert Stack learns he's shooting blanks (in terms of fertility) at the corner soda fountain (?), the traumatic music surges (!), he walks out of the store like a zombie in a Viagra commercial, and stares at a little boy being shaken silly by a coin-operated horse!!!!
This is the funniest scene I've ever seen. I was roaring, instead of identifying with his plight.
I'm enjoying this goofy, overdramatic movie a lot, but it is like watching a bunch of aliens.