The Hills Are ALIVE!!!
The two reporters in the story claim to be en route to the Salzburg Music Festival - which is the very same festival the Von Trapps in "The Sound of Music" used to cover their escape from Nazi Austria.
Maybe TGP is the original source for the "Hills Have Eyes"? Maybe the Von Trapp Children really ended up in the Gamma Lab many years before - only something went wrong and some yodeler recording got drummed into their heads???
"Don't call me 'honey', mac."
"Don't call me 'mac'... HONEY!"