The real plot - if you think about it

Peter Pan. . . .A middle aged trans-sexual woman in Robin Hood costume who pretends to be a 10 year old boy, drugs and kidnaps a group of young school children from their beds late at night. Taking them off to the country she then enlists them into joining a gang of runaway street kids. Mayhem ensues as a bunch of stereo-typical Native Americans are thrown in for some tacky Busby Berkly dance routines, and the gang of kids plot to do away with a bunch of thieving crooks lead by a disabled psychotic drunken child molester. Also in the mix is Peter Pan's GAY (she's a fairy) ex-girlfriend who suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder who fakes her own death to get attention. And that's only the Disney version!