This may not be word for word but I think it's pretty close: "Someone must have sold his mother a wooden nutmeg." Is there anyone still living who can tell us what the hell that means?
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Byzantine - may i recommend the non-fiction book 'Nathaniel's Nutmeg' - while not related to the movie, it IS about the history of the nutmeg/spice trade, and is very interesting...